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The queer urge to stand in the moonlight and tell your beloved they wear fine things well while gnossienne no.5 plays in the background

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Ed: I have a plan

Izzy: does it involve us not losing half of the crew?

Ed: I said I had a plan not a miracle

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Nobody:

Ed in episode 5:

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JESUS CHRIST HES SO HOT WTF

IM EATING DRYWALL FOR BREAKFAST

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Bye im gonna go eat drywall now

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I made this instead of studying for my final I had yesterday. But it’s ok I still passed it and the class🤙

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God he’s gonna look so hot

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Hello I’m here to talk about songs the characters should sing in an ofmd musical episode.

Izzy: he should be singing slipping through my fingers while leading a dance number

Ed: somebody to love while walking around the ship at night

Stede: Bad reputation while going around attacking and looting ships

Lucious: I will survive no context needed for that

Ok thank you for listening bye bye.

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Izzy: you have to kill Stede tonight

Ed: ok

Ed: *later that day doesn’t kill stede*

Izzy:

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Everyone shut up and listen to how I want season two to start for ofmd.

Stede and everyone he found on the island squeezed in the small boat in the middle of no where.

Stede: *smiling and throwing his hands up* and that’s why I have returned!!!!!

Olu: …..so you’re telling me it took you that long to realize?

Swede: even after kissing?

Buttons: he’s gonna stab ya for sure

Lucious: *rising from the ocean covered in seas weed looking like he just climbed from the darkest pit of hell grabbing onto Stede* YOU’RE TELLING ME THE REASON WE’RE ALL HERE RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE YOUR IDIOTIC ASS JUST REALIZED YOU TWO HAVE BEEN MAKING GOO GOO FUCKING EYES AT EACHOTHER SINCE DAY ONE?!?!?!?!

Everyone but Pete: *screaming in fear*

Pete: BABE🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Lucious hiding in the walls of the Revenge waiting for Stede to come back like:

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I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but I did. In episode 6 of OFMD when Ed is in the tub he’s flinching at the banging on the door. And when we see his flashback and him as a kid he’s covering his ears when his dad threw the dish and it made a loud sound. So this brought me to the conclusion that Ed is afraid of loud noises that bring harm towards himself and people he loves. He flinched in fear because he thinks when there is a bang or loud destructive noise he thinks it’s meant for him or someone else in a harmful way.

Of course hes probably shot off canons but he knows that’ll happen. He’s causing the loud noise to happen and knows that it will bring him no harm, unless it happens to him.

Anyways it comforts me a lot because as someone who experienced something similar growing up it gives me reassurance that that specific kind of fear and violence is being shown in media which I’ve never seen before.

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Izzy: *anytime he says something bad about Stede*

Ed:

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“You came back”

“Never left”

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You know what I want in season 2? I want Ed and Stede to have a full on fight blood and everything. And not fully forgive each other right away (specifically Ed). Stede forgives him faster and for Ed it takes a bit longer. It’s not until Stede is reading to the crew under the stars Ed starts crying. Everyone has gone to sleep so only Stede sees. He just hugs Ed and Ed clings onto him just letting it all out begging him to stay. That’s when he forgives him. And that’s when they have another kiss💅

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You know what makes me stay up and cry? The fact that Ed starting wearing his hair nice after the party. He wanted to feel like he still looked fancy and good, and when Stede said “you wear fine things well” he had is hair all fancy. So I bet he wore it up to not just look fancy but because Stede thinks he looks good in nice things too.

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Me: *casually listening to my playlist*

Me: “RUNNING IN THE SHADOWS, DAMN YOUR LOVE, DAMN YOUR LIIIIES-“

Also me: *on the verge of tears* “aNd iF yOu DoN’t LoVe Me NoW, yOu WiLl NeVeR lOvE mE aGaIn-“