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Chapters: 21/22 Fandom: Dream SMP - Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Sam | Awesamdude & TommyInnit, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Wilbur Soot, Toby Smith | Tubbo & Wilbur Soot, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Jack Manifold, Cara | CaptainPuffy, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Alexis | Quackity Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Prison, Prison Arc, Villian Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Manipulative Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), yes this is an irl fic no it isnt yes it is <3, Major Character Undeath, Alternate Universe, Just like. In general. Yeah, technically, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Ranboo and tubbo are platonic istg if i see any of yall shipping you can catch these hands, Ram Hybrid Toby Smith | Tubbo, Winged Wilbur Soot, I feel like Im absolutely popping off with character designs but only for like. Half of them, jacobs sheep tubbo my beloved, Dimension Travel, Fix-It of Sorts, Multiverse, Meta, to a degree, Panic Attacks, Wilbur kills c!dream bc he deserves it <3, That statement goes both ways, Mind Meld, Minecraft IRL, IRL Minecraft, Texting, People have been saying this has horror vibes but I dont see it lmao, be warned nonetheless, Sibling Bonding, Theyre Brothers Your Honor, Found Family, Angst with a Happy Ending Series: Part 1 of swip swap Summary:

Tommy woke up slowly, blearily blinking his eyes open as someone called out his name. 

"There you are," the voice soothed. It wasn't Wilbur. "I was wondering when you'd wake up."

Tommy, still half asleep, noticed one thing immediately: he wasn't in his bed. Or his chair, as he last remembered being. In fact, he was slumped against a wall, one that burned beneath his thin t-shirt that he most definitely was not wearing last. Needless to say, he was awake again within the second. 

  Or, Dream manages to fuck up the resurrection process more than probably intended, and now Tommy isn't TommyInnit, Traumatized Annoyer Extraordinaire™, he's just Tommy, the Minecraft streamer whose channel blew up a few months ago. But Dream doesn't need to know that.

@baka-monarch

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if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

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What should I do for my next moodboard ?

Give me ideas ! I’ll do any prompt with just about any ship… I even turned anon on :)

Ships I ship:

Starker/IronSpider (Parker/Tony)

IronPanther (T’challa/Tony)

WinterIron (Bucky/Tony)

Stony (Steve/Tony but barely)

Stucky (Steve/Bucky)

Science Husbands (Tony/Bruce)

IronStrange (Tony/Stephen)

IronDevil (Tony/Matthew)

StarIron (Quill/Tony)

FrostIron (Loki/Tony)

StarSpangledSpider OR SpideyShield(Steve/Parker)

FrostMaster (Loki/En Dwi Gast)

Thorki (Thor/Loki but barely)

ScarletVision (Wanda/Vision)

IronVision (Tony/Vision)

WinterSpider (Bucky/Parker)

Spideypool (Parker/Wade)

StarSpider (Quill/Parker)

IronHusbands (Tony/Rhodey)

IronThunder (Tony/Thor)

FrostSpider (Loki/Parker)

ThunderBanner ?? (Thor/Bruce)

DevilHawk (Matthew/Clint)

ThunderSpider (Thor/Parker) ✅

WolfSpider/SpideyClaw (Logan/Parker)

Newest Avenger (all the OG avengers/Parker)

SpaceSpider (all the GotG/Parker)

DarkVigilante (Eddie/Venom/Parker)

New York Times (Parker/Matt/Frank)

Red Vigilantes (Parker/Wade/Matt)

Friends to Lovers (Ned/Parker)

Starkcest (Howard/Tony)

SpiderPanther/PantherSpider/BlackSpider/RoyalSpider (T’Challa/Parker)

Salt and Pepper (MJ/Pepper)

SpiderStrange (Parker/Strange)

StarkerStrange (Tony/Parker/Strange)

literally anything else just go for it

Ships I cannot stand or I won’t make shit for:

Pepperony (Pepper/Tony)

ANY ship involving Thanos

Natasha/anyone besides Clint; i lov her but i cant ship her with any1

Rocket/any1

Groot/any1

IronPool (Tony/Wade)

ScarletSpider (Wanda/Parker)

Maximoffcest

Prompts or topics I won’t do:

I do blood but excessive is unnecessary

I do raunchy stuff so don’t be afraid to ask

Suicide is a no-no

Coffee-shop (I’ve done way too many in my day and I am sick of ‘em)

Any baby-kink shit bleh

Any of the prompts I have already done besides apocalypse… might do that again…

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AO334

What’s your android model #?

Take your birth year (eg 1992)

Multiply it by your birth month (1992 x 09 = 17928)

Then divide by your birth day (17928 / 18 = 996)

Then take the first letter of your first name (eg A)

The second letter of your middle name (eg R)

And then put it all together!

I got AR996! :)

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Different Strokes?

I think I left the teller at the bank genuinely disturbed when I told him that “If I can’t afford it, I just don’t buy it.”  “What about a car? Do you drive a car?” he inquired, his voice toning on the edge of fear.   I told him, “Yeah, I have a vehicle. I bought it used for under $3,000.”  He looked physically pained. “What about if you want to buy some kind of new appliance? Or furniture?” he persisted. I stared at him blankly. “My couch was $5.00 at Goodwill. Like…I just buy shit cheap or I don’t buy it at all. The only thing in my life that I make payments on is my house, my bills, and my insurance, and that’s split five ways because I have housemates.”  The young man looked horrified? Appalled? And somehow also awed?  This guy couldn’t have been much older than me. But it seemed that he’d never even considered the option before of saving up for something to purchase it outright instead of using a credit card. Am I the only person in my general age group (just turned 26) who’s never owned a credit card, and who has forgone basic comforts in order to save up for items so you don’t owe money to anyone, like, ever? 

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I FOUND THE MOST AMAZING QUEER SHIRTS

at lookhuman.com

im not recommending bc I’ve never bought from them or even heard of them but i HAD to share my faves omg

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Sooooo…..even if you were not planning on seeing Ant-Man and the Wasp, I hope this video changes your mind because Evangeline Lilly just had my favorite press tour moment of any MCU actor. It only took one stilletto heel for her to say Men are babies, Women are badass, My fashion is on point, and I’m here to provide a light read of all your faves in ten seconds or less. We stan.

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Could you imagine Nico shadow travelling to space or something, seeing Kieth Kogane and just thinking nope and shadow travelling back and leaving Keith confused as heck? Cause I can

yes lol

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So in tomorrow’s issue of Steven universes ongoing comic there’s random Klance in the background??

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once I was working on a farm with this french guy who was going to school for Complicated Computer Stuff and he decided he wanted to go on a Big Adventure so he and I both ended up on this farm.

And one day we were moving fire wood from a big pile into neat little stacks for the winter and we came across a big wasp nest. Well, actually, we just kept coming across individual, very angry wasps, telling TALES of a nearby nest in the wood.

So the farmers hosting us shoo’d us away and told us we Were Not to go near the firewood again until they took care of the wasps bc they didn’t want any harm to befall us.

So I was happy for the break. I mean, we got plenty of breaks, but I never passed up the opportunity to drop where I stood and take a grass-nap.

But the French boy Could Not Abide wasps keeping him from his Duty.

SO he went back to the pile and started slowly moving logs one by one while I sat up and told him to, uh, Not Do That.

But he was determined. And when he finally found the Big Wasp Nest, and I was on my feet, he said “get ready to run.”

And let me tell you, when a Frenchmen lifts a log over his head, looking Wasps and Death Itself in the eye and tells ya that, you’re on your toes.

And he just fucking. Used a log to smash the nest. He just obliterated it and the wasps went Wild and we RAN.

But after about 15 minutes the wasps moved on, and we could get back to work.

Our hosts were HORRIFIED, and we promised we’d never do anything That Dumb again.

Which of course meant it became standard protocol for the next 10 times we found nests.

But honestly that really changed me. The dude didn’t just squash the wasps. he squashed my fear. Since that day, I have known none. I will SMASH any obstacles life gives me, even if it means running for my life and laying low for 15 mins for things to cool down.

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basically how the SU, Voltron and YOI fandoms are reacting rn

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YOU ARE INVITED TO THE FIRST EVER JAMBLR BEACH EXTRAVAGANZA!

SUMMER is about to get even HOTTER with Jamblr’s FIRST ever BEACH EXTRAVAGANZA

Bring your MAIN OUTFITS and a date (if you’d like) and show up at user KAWAUSOS’ den on June 30th by 2-4pm US MTN time! The PARTY ends at 10pm US MTN TIME!

See YOU there!

RSVP to @animaljamfuckery or @aj-confessions

Any questions or comments can also be addressed there.

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Things suddenly got too real for Hal.

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Primordial forest manipulation and pure moon minipulation.

Awesome!

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Please! I need to add friends!

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this is so freakin cute

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where are those startups that are disrupting the glasses industry