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i had a fucking stroke trying to read this

what i say: i’m fine

what i mean: how does the justice system of the harry potter world function? are there jails besides azkaban for smaller crimes, or does one have to deal with crushing terror for peeing on a bush? why was barty crouch allowed to be involved in his own son’s trial? is there any form of ethical training that goes into the ministry? also, how does azkaban work? are there human guards as well as dementors, or can dementors function well enough to feed prisoners or take them to visitation areas? if there are wizards or aurors who work within the prison system do they have to deal with constant feeling of dread from their coworker dementor jim just hanging out? what is the fugitive protocol? why were there no clear visible figures trying to find sirius, just dementors around hogwarts? can dementors function the same as u.s. marshals? is that what they’re a metaphor for as well as depression? how did the law enforcement of the wizarding world close a case after finding only a man’s finger, how did–

[toiletjuiceconsumer]

When you find out the cute neighbor is a weeb. 

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why do people claim that women can’t be simps when bellatrix exists

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Since we’re on the subject of Draco with a mommy kink, have a messy thought that just popped into my brain.

Draco on his back tangled in the sheets squirming as you work him towards his third orgasm. All oversensitive, shaky, and completely incoherent with pleasure. The only actual words he can manage to get out are, “Thank you, mommy!” over and over and over again. And you get to admire his pretty tear-stained, fucked out face while taking in the satisfaction of making the cool, composed Slytherin Prince your little mess.

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imagine femboy Draco