Welcome to my collection of random Engrish shirts (and sometimes other things) I've seen living in Japan. I'll take pictures when I can!
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Naughty buddy
Grow up quickly and healthily
#gotta stop myself from buying ng all the Engrish cats#don't grow up quickly#stay a kitten forever#Engrish cat#randomengrishshirt#random engrish shirt#engrish#tokyo#japan
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Bumbo…
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Too easy
I did good game well play
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UV resin molds of Egyptian Gods
#egyptian gods#Egyptian gods series#¥100 shop#¥100 store#seria 100 yen shop#not engrish#uv resin mould#uv resin#tokyo#japan
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Catharsis
#I guess throwing things away could be cathartic#garbage cans#engrish#Daiso#daiso japan#¥100 store#¥100 shop#tokyo#japan
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Veggie doesn’t like you either
Maybe
What would happen if vegetables could talk? Would they complain all the time, or crack jokes? Would they be friends or would they be mean?
#well that’s unnecessarily aggressive#it’s like two different people wrote this#grammar fail#the rest is okay#tote bag#engrish#tokyo#japan#engrish tote bag
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Girls
And
The cat is friendly with me
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I didn’t know 2pac’s name was Henry!
#bad jokes#it’s Henley#double engrish#double whammy#engrish labeling#engrish#randomengrishshirt#random engrish shirt#spellcheck fail#spellcheck#tokyo#japan
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Naporitan
(Spaghetti Neapolitan is a Japanese concoction of spaghetti noodles, onions, green peppers, and sausage all covered in ketchup instead of tomato sauce. It sounds gross, but isn’t too bad)
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Hello kitty is everywhere. Here she is on labels of barley tea!
#not engrish#hello kitty#Sanrio#characters#tokyo#japan#tea#barley tea#iced tea#japanese vending machine#vending machine
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Let’s rest time
Enjoy your life
#let’s rest time#positive message though#randomengrishshirt#random engrish shirt#engrish#tokyo#japan
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Egg pants
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Ground open
#sounds like you have a problem there#maybe a sinkhole?#grand#it’s grand opening#engrish#tokyo#japan#Toyocho#massage
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This shake is sus
(Not just the name, but is also claims to help you burn belly fat, which is also sus…) There's no such thing as targeted weight loss. Don't let them fool you.
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Skeleton Case
#clear#the word you’re looking for is clear#there’s no bones so it doesn’t have a skeleton#clear things are often called skeleton though#engrish#tokyo#japan#¥100 store#¥100 shop
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Hot sand!
Get your hot sand!
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