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Re: "How come when you eat out a girl she’s the bottom, but when you suck a dudes dick suddenly YOUR the bottom?" -Dude friend

A common argument against "Are traps/femboys gay?" is that if you're on top, it's not gay, probably because you're asserting your dominance as a man, so it's more ambiguous. The position of being dominant supposedly transcends sexuality--specifically for men, mind you. Society would assert that either participants in wlw intercourse are lesbians, but for some reason the rule is side-stepped when dealing with a homosexual male dominant.

In contrast, consider the homosexual male dominant, especially in the "Are femboys gay?" question. ("Trap" has it's own unfortunate connotations and consequences which is a story for another time. tl;dr: transphobia) It seems that the popular opinion is that femboys are gay, or at the very least queer, which not only brings up another consequence of the patriarchy: "Women can act like men but men can't act like women"-- but it also brings up the arbitration in homosexuality, submission, and being a non-man in the patriarchy. The bottoms in a man-on-femboy are treated as gay whereas the tops are simply asserting their dominance as a manly man.

This was also the popular opinion of ancient Greece. It's a pretty notorious #history-meme that the Greeks were super gay, which is true to my knowledge. However, it was only acceptable because (A) they hated women and (B) if you were dominant. Sexuality and society had more to do with whether you were submissive or dominant rather than male or female. This isn't to say gender was irrelevant, women were still very marginalized, but homosexuality was a more regular occurrence as a consequence of this societal construct: that the submissive man is put under the dominant man in the societal structure, and as such is portrayed as weak and emasculated.

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japanese illustrated mammalian protrusions

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I'm gonna be real, the fact this is on the #typography tag is a little offensive. I can't pinpoint exactly why, but I get a visceral and primal reaction to expel this from my vision whenever I look upon it.

Now you hang from my lips Like the Gardens of Babylon With your boots beneath my bed Forever is the sweetest con

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You guys ever get that thing where when you get a new computer you're like "ok I'm actually gonna make things organized" and so you try to purge through everything and get frustrated by how unorganized everything is on your old laptop and how Adobe automatically puts the files in Creative Cloud even though you don't give a shit about the Creative Cloud and you just wanna put that one stupid pfp you drew in photoshop when you were 13 into its own folder because you don't have a folder for it yet or maybe you could put it into this folder because that's where all the random memes go but no you should just commit to how the system is already and the entire time you're thinking "there's gotta be a better way to organize things" and you start worrying about all the dumb files that get stuck in the corner of your computer that you can just never ever scrub out and you just get intensely mildly-frustrated and the feeling of your clothes annoy you so make a tumblr post about it?

No just me?

Nice.

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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I think I would start weeping from happiness if I laid on her lap

O h n o

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It’s midnight. I did not need to see this.

Neither did you.

:)

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I realize this joke was less obvious than I thought:

According to overly-literal logic of op’s statement if we made the capybara emoji we would not die, and therefore achieve immortality, thus solving many of the quarrels of humanity while also creating a plethora of new ones.

There are no wins, only trade-offs.

we NEED the capybara emoji or we’re all gonna die

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I feel like the latter is more... ethereal? All-over-the-place? The former is more feels more like a series of historical moments rather than just a bunch of floaty thoughts that happen to be more universal than Bo thought. I guess the latter is just more personal, which makes sense in the era of the social internet, where the deepest parts of your heart can be out in display if one wishes.

Also the amount of pure dread and darkness in That Funny Feeling is ten fold the anger and rebellious energy We Didn’t Start the Fire has. 

We Didn’t Start the Fire is to 1989 as That Funny Feeling is to 2020

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“My compatriot”

QUICK WHAT’S A NON-GENDER SPECIFIC WAY TO SAY “SIR” OR “MADAM”

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QUICK WHAT’S A NON-GENDER SPECIFIC WAY TO SAY “SIR” OR “MADAM”

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RIP my guy

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

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aauuughhghh my fuckig tumy hurt aughhgh im gonna fuckign

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mf’s in jamaica b makin fried chicken plants man i wanna fuggin piece of that come on now

Mercado Jamaica. Mexico City, Mexico. Pia Riverola

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Femboys imply the existence of masgirls

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I’m sorry, you forgot the last one

“Abolish Money

Boycott Jobs

Combat Cops

Destroy Banks’

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