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a little beverage from the store doesn’t count as spending it’s just a little drinky drink

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me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

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Reblogs my own posts: wow just like thebootydiaries

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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.

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me after my depressive episode is over

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Minecraft is the most romantic video game

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Men will be like ‘Billie Eilish makes music for girls who think they’re tough but can’t ask for more napkins’ while they listen to Eminem.

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Chicken shaped strawberry and duck shaped potato 🍓🐔❤️🦆🥔

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About an hour and a half ago I felt a cat jump on my bed and settle down, curled up next to me. Ten minutes ago the cat started meowing quite a bit, and it occurred to me that this didn’t sound like the meowing from the cats I own

This... this isn’t any of my cats.

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if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?