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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
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#I feel like I used to be more interested in rocks than I am now#But I also have a DnD Character that has a Hoard of random shiny things and lots of Rocks.#Their name? Roks...
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This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car
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In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....
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Incredible things happening on my timeline
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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its just a coincidence that all the most powerful buffs also give you nice clothes. this tiara comes with double damage, and this skirt comes with 50% dodge
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