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get better soon, langa!

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remember when episode 6 made this canon

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Sukuna with Itadori’s new (gn) S/O

summary: headcanons about sukuna and itadori’s new significant other! no use of y/n, self-insert gn!reader fluff

A/N: okay holy shit i didn’t expect this to blow up- i won’t keep you long though. hope you enjoy, if you feel like it please show some love to the post, it’s greatly appreciated! :)

word count: 826

Okay hear me out

When itadori got a s/o, he literally fought with Sukuna for 15 minutes because “ITS MY BODY TOO YOU BRAT DONT YOU DARE DIRTY IT WITH THE PRESENCE OF THAT SICKENING… THAT.. THAT!! THAT THING! I TOLERATE GOJO AND MEGUMI AND WHATEVER THAT GIRL’S NAME IS-”

“Nobara! 😊”

“WHATEVER! AND THE TINY GLASSES MAN. MAYBE. BUT THIS.. THIS IT TOUCHING US??? ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

Sukuna NEVER yells, he knows he doesn’t need to to be scary, but he took a lil peek at you ykyk fourth eye 👀👀 and knew he’d probably actually like you and he H A T E D that. he also didn’t want to admit such vulnerability to itadori, the little shit imprisoning him

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jj taking care of his drunk best friend while he's in love with her? maybe a drunken love confession if you feel like it? thanks!

cute drunk

PAIRING: jj maybank x fem!reader

SUMMARY: jj takes care of you when you're drunk

WARNINGS: fluff, mentions of alcohol use, reader is drunk (obviously), jj helps reader change (in a non-sexual way), language

A/N: (not my gif!)

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"j, seriously. y-you can put me down. i...can walk just fine," you argue rather drunkenly.

jj doesn't have the chance to take you all that seriously, though, because you're staring at his ass. of course, this is only because he has you slung over his shoulder, his hands securing themselves around your legs to keep you in place.

"princess, when you tried to walk earlier, you tripped on air. air," he repeats, "you can argue all you want. i'm not putting you down."

he reaches your front door, keys already in hand. he'd stolen them from you earlier on in the night when he started to notice that you were knocking back the alcohol like there was no tomorrow. and clearly, he was right to do so.

he walks into your home, climbing the stairs as he moves to bring you to your bathroom. he flicks on the light switch and sets you on your counter before exiting without a word. when he returns, he's holding the entire contents of your skincare regimen and some makeup wipes.

"w-what are you doing?" you giggle, the grin on your face so wide that it makes jj's heart flutter.

"i'm taking off your makeup and doing your skincare routine for you. you'll rip me to shreds if you wake up with a pimple tomorrow," he replies, hand clad with a makeup-removing wipe as he carefully scrubbed the makeup off your skin. the proximity of his face to yours sent a wave of mixed feelings over him. on one hand, he loved being this close to you. he couldn't believe how beautiful you were. it was unheard of. but on the other hand, it pierced his heart. being this close to you without being able to kiss you...well, for lack of better terms, it fucking sucked.

and look, jj knew how much he would mess things up if he went there. he was about ninety-nine point nine percent sure that his feelings were not reciprocated. so why even bother going there if it meant losing the one person in the world who has loved him and supported him through everything?

"stay still. i have to wash your face now, and i really don't feel like poking one of your eyes out," he orders. you give him a nonchalant nod in return, and all he can do is smile, shaking his head as he moves to lather up your face wash in his hands. his hands touch your face again, the tips of his fingers working gently to wash your face and get rid of any makeup the wipe didn't take off.

you remain perfectly still, enjoying the feeling of jj's hands massaging your face as he washes it. you're far past drunk, but you aren't too drunk to feel the intimacy of this innocent act. you also aren't too drunk to notice how cute jj looks when he's focused on something, especially when he's focused on you.

his hands work fast, so fast that you fail to notice that he's now moved on to grabbing the numerous serums you claim all pertain to different things.

"wait," you say, watching jj's movements come to a halt. "don't forget to p—"

"—pat. not rub. i know," he interjects, giving you a knowing grin.

you nod with another large grin plastered on your full lips, eyes so bright that it sends jj into a frenzy. "how'd you remember?"

"i pay attention, pretty girl. i pay attention to every single thing about you."

he says it so casually because he knows that when you wake up in the morning, you'll have absolutely no recollection of it. might as well take advantage of it while he can.

jj takes notice of the fact that your face is growing warm as he presses the final serum into your skin. part of him wants to believe it's because his words affected you, but he shrugs it off, telling himself that the warmth is present due to the copious amounts of alcohol you consumed.

he moves onto your moisturizer, locking all of his hard work in and providing you with a little extra glow to your skin.

"all done," he says, his hands finding your waist to carefully remove you from the counter. "i'll go get you some clothes, alright? don't move."

when jj returns with one of his muscle tees that you'd stolen a few months prior and a pair of your pyjama shorts, he places it in your hands and moves to close the door and give you some privacy.

"j?" you call softly, eyes halfway from closing. "help me?"

"you sure? you're — you're drunk, and i don't wanna overstep—"

"—shut up already. you see me in a bikini every day. it's the same thing." you see the hesitation on jj's face, and you motion him to come over to you with your hand as you stare at the shirt hanging from your fingers. "seriously, i don't know where the sleeves are."

jj laughs as he walks toward you, "that's because there are no sleeves, you dork." he unzips your sweater, gaze avoiding your bra-clad chest as he discards it on the floor and slips his shirt over your head. it's long enough on you to reach your mid-thighs, so when jj offers you the shorts, you shove them away.

"i'm basically wearing a dress, j. don't worry. you can't look at my ass. it's covered," you wink before turning around and heading to your bed.

jj shakes his head with a chuckle as he follows you, tucking you in as you look up at him.

"will you stay with me tonight?" you question, eyes locked on his.

he smiles, his dimple peeking through. "of course i will, princess."

jj climbs into bed beside you, and you turn onto your side so you can face him. your gaze meets his, and you drink in the colour of his eyes. your eyes then roam over the rest of his facial features.

"you're so pretty," you say, your index finger gently stroking down the bridge of his nose.

"you think i'm pretty?"

"mhm. the prettiest. i could look at you all day," you reply, your finger now tracing the outline of his jaw.

he smiles in response, his fingers gently circling your wrist as you cupped his cheek. "so why'd you drink so much tonight?" he asks as he basks in your warmth. his eyes close as he lets it flow through his body, making him feel safe and beyond content.

"it's a secret," you shrug casually, thumb stroking his cheekbone subconsciously.

"i'm your best friend. you can tell me anything, no judgement."

you sigh, "i drank because the boy i love doesn't love me back."

"want me to knock some sense into him? you know i've got hands of steel," he smirks.

"i don't think that's a good idea," you chuckle to yourself more than him.

"fine. but for what it's worth...he'd be crazy not to be in love with you. any guy would," he tells you, his blue orbs never leaving yours.

"you are. crazy, that is."

his brows furrow in response. he must have misheard what you just said because there was no possible way you meant what he thought you meant.

"it's you. i love you."

"you're drunk," he says, not letting his heart drown in the love he was dying to feel.

"yes...very drunk. very, very drunk. record-setting drunk. but that doesn't mean that i'm not in love with you. drunken words are sober thoughts, dumbass. the only reason i'm telling you this is because i won't remember what an ass i made of myself tomorrow when i wake up."

jj grinned, watching your eyes close as you tried to quell the dizziness. he grabbed your hand, bringing your arm to rest over his torso as his own hand cupped your face.

"i'll tell you i love you when you can remember it," he whispers.

"okay. goodnight, j," you hum, scooting closer to him so your arm can wrap around him tighter.

"goodnight, girl of my dreams."

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jj tag list (join here!): @maybankslover @skydisneylover @kittyqrt

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If you don’t think Mina and Kaminari force the Bakuaquad to go as the Spice Girls for Halloween and make Bakugou Scary Spice then you are incorrect and a coward.

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THIS IS SO CUTE.

Belated Birthday gift for my dear friend Ischemia! (@/Hey_There_Satan on Twitter)💜

Inspired by their ShinKami fic "Kiss Me Through The Screen" on Ao3💜

-Tap for better quality-

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true form ryomen sukuna x f!reader

genre. enemies to lovers, historical, romance, smut

s. sometimes home is not just four walls, it’s his eyes and the beating of his heart —  ’If you’re determined to think me a monster, then I’ll play monster for you’

cw. soft!sukuna, size kink, manhandling, oral, squirting, riding, dp, fingering, spitting, breeding, mating press, full nelson, doggy | wc. + 8k

an. domestic!sukuna my beloved — rbs are appreciated | m.list

Since you came into this world they have kept telling you that you are special.

You are so special that many want you but for the safety of the whole country no one can and should have you.

You have never been told the reason for this, the only thing you know is that you must run and hide.

Escorted everywhere by sorcerers and soldiers, you have never really felt special. You never knew that warmth of a home or someone who really cared about you. You were a mere job to them.

Wherever they sent you, you were not welcome. “It will lead to the destruction of our village” is what they shouted before they locked themselves in their houses and came out only once your departure.

It happened sometimes that you heard the news of some village you had just passed through having been destroyed. The villagers dead and the rest set on fire.

Twenty years of hiding and fleeing, however, led nowhere. Not now, that you are lying wounded on the ground. Around you everything burns, houses, fields and the corpses of the men who were trying to protect you.

Now that he is in front of you, you understand the reason for everything.

“I’ve been looking for you for a long time.”

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covering billy’s mouth while fucking him…here me out! he makes me so mad but he’s so pretty..

you’ve set a slow grind on his thick cock, taking the time to feel him deep inside and he’s opening his mouth to complain about the pace when you’re already letting him fuck your pretty cunt. he should be grateful, he should be thanking you but billy keeps running his mouth. slapping your hand over his mouth is the only thing you can do.

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SHUT UP { Billy x reader }

A/n: I saw a post similar to this on unseaths blog and it had me ON MY KNEES so here we are lmfao go check out her awsome work ! https://unsheath.tumblr.com/ and sorry for being gone so long i just have had zero inspo, it would be nice if you guys could request some or send some thirsts here <3

Pairing: Billy x non-bionary

Word count: idk- ill count later its 6am LMAO

Content warnings: Smut, creampie, choking, riding, overstim, cum, swearing

You rode Billy painfully slow, slowly bouncing up and down his length listening to every tiny moan he made and taking the time to feel his thick cock deep inside you opening you up with every thrust.

"Pick up the pace" Billy attempted to grab your hips but you quickly hit his hands away and went back to the slow pace, you saw him let out a breath of air in annoyance before looking down at where you guys connected and he continued to ramble on, complaint after complaint, Billy opening his mouth to complain about the pace when you’re already letting him fuck you? Nah. You rolled your eyes and placed a hand on his throat robbing him of air and you heard the loud moan he let out.

"Shut up and be happy your even fucking me right now"

Your grip tightened on his throat as you fucked him faster than he could process what was happening. One of his hands came up to your hand on his throat and he gasped for air, eyes watering and you took the time to admire him like that being a complete slut for you. You soon released your grip and let him breathe.

"Who knew Billy Hargrove likes being choked" you chuckled

"Shut the fuck up" he said firmly but soon nervously placed your hand back on his throat and you smirked but complied with his demand.

You felt yourself getting close and you picked up the pace again trying to contain your moans. You realized Billy was close to his climax too, you watched as his eyes rolled to the back of his head as he came inside you throwing his head back and letting out a loud groan.

Seeing him like that, head thrown back and mouth open made you reach your climax fast, you let go of your grip on his throat and fell on his shoulder moaning his ear as your body twitched making him twitch inside you as well.

"Fuck that was good" he said smirking and you realized you weren't capable of words so you nodded your head in agreement on his shoulder

You soon sat back up and slowly came off his length feeling him twitch due to the overstimulation while gripping the bedsheets.

You continued slowly rising off of him till he was completely out of you and his cum dripped out of your hole onto his abdomen. He than watched you as you wiped him clean, swallowing every last bit of his cum.

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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Gojo BF Headcanons!

Gojo Satoru x Male Reader

Warnings: Grammar mistakes, swearing, simp gojo (aka, default gojo)

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High School Impact: Monoceros Caeli

CHILDE GOOGLE SLIDES DATING SIM

Hey everyone! You may have noticed I’ve been a lil quiet for the past month, and that’s because I’ve been working on a google slides dating sim/visual novel for Childe’s birthday! I put in a lot of work into this dating sim and I’m so excited to have you all finally play it! 

It’s a choose-your-own-adventure dating sim, where you play as a high school student at Genshin High School as you try to woe the infamous third-year Childe! There are 3 endings - 2 romantic, 1 platonic - so you can play how you want! 

Can’t wait to hear what you all think! <3

(reblogs appreciated!)

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Hey hey idk if reaqust are open but if they are can i get kaeya,diluc,zhongli,xiao,albedo and childe (spretlh) finding os s/o has imsomniac pls and thanks!

I may or my not have been stalcking yout blog lol(sorry for bad spelling fast typer)

All good! As someone who also has issues sleeping I definitely had to do this one

Genshin boys x S/O with insomnia

Kaeya

-He would do everything he could to try and help

-He just wants his partner to be well rested

-Kaeya would not hesitate to drag his s/o to bed

-This man makes sure everything in his power is done so he can help you sleep

-When the insomnia is really bad he will stay up with you, he doesn’t like you being alone when your not able to sleep

Diluc

-Diluc would brew you all the sleepy time tea to try and help

-aggressive love all the way

-Diluc is also a light sleeper so sometimes he wakes up to you being unable to sleep

-When he does he wraps you in his arms and mumbles why he loves you

-Sometimes will tell you stories of his night time adventures

Zhongli

-He worries about you so much

-Zhongli always cuddles you at any hour when your feeling tired

-Figures out what kinda teas are good to help with sleeping and makes them for you

-He even has some older lesser known helpers that he uses with you

-Zhongli feels guilty sometimes when he’s able to sleep and you arnt, so he makes sure to help in any way he can

-Sprays himself with lavender before bed so that when you cuddle him you breath in the calming smell

Xiao

-He also struggles with maintaining a good sleeping schedule

-Definitely understands the struggles

-Xiao sometimes sings you lullabies from the older age

-Cuddles you all throughout the night so you feel safe and comfortable

-Xiao will sometimes talk to you while you try and sleep

-He’s your own white noise

Albedo

-Albedo is someone who sleeps for 12 hours or 8 minutes

-Plays with your hair to help relax you

-Also will explain alchemy to you

-On those nights you truly cant sleep he will stay up with you

-He never wants you to feel alone during that time

Childe

-He wants to protect you in every way, so he wants you to get as much sleep as you can

-Childe tells you stories from his homeland

-Even sings you songs sometimes

-Sometimes he chugs caffeine so he can try to keep up with you but normally ends up passing out while you stay up

-Childe does so much research on ways to help

-Very determined to help in any and every way

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Right now, your favorite is looking up at the sky, wondering why you don't exist in his reality instead. His thoughts wandering on along with the song he's listening to, fantasizing about you being in his arms, cuddling him instead of the cold and lifeless pillow on his lap. Oh how he'd treat you with so much love and kindness. You'd be the center of his world. His universe. His.

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Hie Kami. Your name is so beautiful 🥺🥰💜

Thank you smm 🖤

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A/n: This is so fucking short but I just wanted to write this for my own horny desires-

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Pairing: Jean x n/b!reader

Word count: 511

Content warnings: Smut, thigh ridding, oral, fingering, hair pulling, swearing, Jean tasting her herself in your mouth, probably some grammar errors, hickeys-?

Your hands were wrapped nicely around Jeans waist as she grinded down on your thigh, gripping her hands down on your thighs to steady herself, her head was thrown back and her lips were swollen from trying to stifle her moans.

You softly moved your hands from her waist up to her breasts, feeling her body as you moved your way up until you started thumbing at her nipples, she moaned at the feeling as she desperately grinded down on your thigh trying to get as much friction as she could but she knew it would never compare to the feeling of your tongue on her clit.

You moved your mouth down to her neck, nipping and sucking at the soft skin as she tilted her head to give you better access, too drowned in pleasure to think about the hickeys you were leaving that she would have to try her best to hide tomorrow.

She sunk her nails deeper into your thighs and you let out a groan at the feeling, “I-I’m close-” she moaned as her head fell down into the crook of your neck, “I wanna feel you, ple-” she whined but before she could finish her sentence you lifted her from your thigh and laid her on the bed, “wha- ah!” she gasped as she felt the wetness of your tongue flick over her clit, licking up and down her clit as you slowly dipped a finger into her and used your free hand to hold her shaking legs in place, “F-Fuck-” she gasped as she gripped her hands onto the bedsheets.

You thrusted your finger in and out of her desperately slow, making her beg for more. She rested her hand in your hair as she tried to grind down into your fingers to feel you more, “More p-please-” she gasped out and you smirked at her before you began fucking into her faster, hitting her sensitive spot every time you thursted back into her while you continued dragging your tongue up over her sensitive clit.

Her grip in your hair tightened and you moaned at the feeling, taking your free hand from her leg to slowly feel up her body, mapping out every inch and making Jean shiver under you.

It was all so much for Jean, the sensation of your tongue on her clit as your finger fucked into her just how she likes it. She moved her grip to the bedsheets as moans of pleasure escaped her lips, “I-Im gonna cum” she moaned out before her back arched from the bed, legs shaking as she came around your fingers, gripping onto the bedsheets.

After she calmed down from her high she pulled you into a kiss and you felt her moan into the kiss as she tasted herself on your tongue.

“That was amazing” she breathed out with a slight smirk after pulling away from your lips.

She dropped her head down to your ear as she slid her hand into your pants eliciting a moan from you as you felt her hot breath brush against your ear, “Let me show you how amazing.”

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