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A toy of these dimensions is sure to scratch and itch 😉😋

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Transphobic psychiatry so thoroughly pathologized the sexuality of trans women that now the entire public facing trans community is afraid to admit that erotic desire might play any part in gender identity. As if there is any more primal physio-emotional force more intrinsically wound up in gender aside from MAYBE parenthood

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Someone asked for wet t-shirt pics 👀

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goddamn a bush looks good in lace 🥵🥵🥵

come see the rest on onlyfans 💘

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I know GLaDOS gets all the attention when it comes to evil AI women torturing you but can I get you to appreciate the Original?

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I'm finally moving out of Texas and I need help. I hoped that moving out of Dallas would improve things, but the last few months have gone from safe, if uncomfortable, to actively dangerous. several roomates have stopped paying rent, and one of them is often violently unstable, focusing on me and the person I share a room with. on top of my roomates, the political situation in Texas is actively putting myself and my loved ones in danger. I have a job lined up in Washington and hope to move there by the end of the year, I just need help getting there.

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His name is TJ

(HE/HIM) 🔥⛓️

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im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself

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It is made by the same guy but it is very different from it - although yes, The Stanley Parable is also very good.

Wanderstop is absolutely delightful and deceptively well designed.

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Candy cane dildo/impact toy is here!

This candy cane dildo and impact toy is a festive way to put pressure on your sensitive internal bits. G-spot, prostate, or just giving someone a whack across the butt, this toy is ten and a half inches of delightfully curved medium-firm shore 20A silicone with a pepperminty swirl of red and shimmery white mica pigment. These toys are made using a new process, and there may be a slight variation in curve and length. That said, the dimensions are as follows:

length, from tip to top of hook: 270mm, 10 5/8 inches

width: 30.2mm, 1 3/16th inches

circumference: 9.55mm, fuck it i can't be bothered inches

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the Texturehedron is a grinder with a different texture on each of its six edges and four corners, for rubbing on yoyr sensitive bits. It has a hole for a bullet vibe slot, is made of soft shore 0050 silicone, and available in 5 colors.

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You've seen the Catch of the Day, now get ready for the One That Got Away. This is a 950 gram fish paddle, just over two pounds of silicone. It's 23 1/4 inches long, 59 cm, and has a hell of a thud. You can get it on my website.

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aha yeah i'm porn-brained . they gave me a ct scan and there were hot people in leather doing sex in there .im a medical mystery apparently

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Faith and Devotion. (he/him, OK to reblog)

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The real meaning of life is fondling your sweet high little puppy while he lays on you, lightly groping his tits before full on squeezing them, pinching and tugging on his nipples until they’re hard and red and swollen and he’s whining into his gag for more and then laying him down against the pillows and fucking him completely stupid

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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

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