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What type of friend or acquaintance the Crew of the Normandy from Mass Effect would probably be in real life

Garrus- Best Friend, the one who picks you up when you are down

Tali- Other Best Friend who you kinda feel protective of

Liara- Friend who knows everything about everyone in the group and is always the first to check in, when someone seems sad.

Wrex- You two when through some shit together and now you are bonded for life.

Kaidan- Old dear friend who has a crush on you which makes it a little awkward sometimes but usually it is fine

Joker- Friend from high school, you find him kinda annoying now but still a good dude

Jack- Gen Z you adopted, she looks up to you but won’t admit it

Grunt- Gen Z you adopted who you hope mellows out with age

Kasumi- Flaky friend who is a ton of fun on the rare occasions she actually shows up

Jacob- Not super close but reliable friend (sorry he is boring idk)

Miranda- Friend of a friend who you don’t usually get along with but every once and awhile you have a good time with them

Mordin- Nerdy friend who info dumps on you about stuff you don’t care about but in such a passionate way you find it endearing  

James- Flirty friend but it goes nowhere

Cortez- Flirty friend’s friend who you are always excited to see when flirty friend brings him along

Edi- Friend who just moved here and keeps asking questions about everything

Anderson- Dad Friend

Legion- You like him but him and one of your best friends have drama which sucks because you want to invite him to more things

Ashley- Conservative, christian at work who is nice to you but probably only because you aren’t part of any group of people she doesn’t like.

Ken and Gab- Those two people you think should just hook up already

Adams-Guy who shows up at parties but you forgot his name and he is right in front of the keg oh no

Hackett- Only cool boss you’ll ever have

Zaeed- Weird guy at work with cool stories

Thane- Cool Uncle who you don’t ask what he does for a living

Samara- aunt who will tell you all about her work against your will

Chakwas- Cool aunt, who you drink with at family gatherings

Javik- He is at every social gathering you go to despite not seeming to be having a good time at all.

Kelly Chambers- acquaintance at a party who keeps coming up to you to tell you how hot your friends are despite you asking her to stop.

Traynor- Steam friend who has some smutty games in her library that you pretend you don’t see her playing

Pressly- Old friend who doesn’t like your new friends very much but eventually comes around

Diana Allers- work gossiper

Gardner- random old guy at the party, is he a drug dealer idk but he is making eggs.  

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DUDE WHAT

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Wait a minute. JRPG is the initials of the betles

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Clair Obscur Spoilers

but kinda fucked up that Verso can romance both Lune and Sciel when his end goal is to basically murder them. Regardless of how you otherwise feel about his motivations or which ending is better. He lied to those women, fucked them then killed them and that is pretty fucking evil.

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White American gamers with no knowledge of French history and who have never been to France telling French game devs making an RPG based on a Fantasy version of 19th century France that they are "disrespecting French history" by having a a couple black people in the game.

Gives the same vibe as those dumbasses who don't know Alexandre Dumas was a black man.

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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i'm making a collection

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“Don’t you do anything but grunt?”

He grunted again.

Between two fires

Christopher Buehlman

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Linda Linda Linda (2005) dir. Nobuhiro Yamashita

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digimon, but make it fashion

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hello? who’s there?

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The Metaphor protagonist when they meet someone who doesn't immediately call them a slur

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"You know you wouldn't want it any other way" - Meredith Brooks "Bitch"

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this game is so unserious man 😭

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This made me cry there are tears rolling down my cheek as I type this

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Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii - Epilogue