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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half
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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
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when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags
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a man who looks like a pretty princess but will put you through the mattress
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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LEE PACE "Foundation" | Season 3 Episode 2 — AppleTV+ (2025) photographed by Patrick Redmond
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LEE PACE + 🍎
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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me
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old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran's discount
follow forever
"rebagel"
nightposting
the reblog button being on the top
everyone referring to david karp as "daddy"
"can you make this ask rebloggable?"
redux edits
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WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
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"REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE" (30 gay-themed gifs)
losing post editing because of John Green
hipster bloggers vs fandom bloggers
when messaging finally came out and we had to infect each other with it like we were playing Plague Inc
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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When I say I need Hugh Dancy on in a way that can’t be put into words, I mean that with my whole entire being.
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Captain Creed was absolutely great.

I loved him, and they disposed of him in such a stupid way...
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