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velloa :  oh my god she left ??? i followed her on all my rp blogs oh man

xaedificare :  that whole situation makes me so intensely uncomfortable. call outs are out of control.

&. it looks like she was harassed and then her url/brand was stolen for a callout blog, i don’t know when it happened

call outs are god awful and never a good way to handle anything. i have a rule about them. i can’t believe i logged onto this account for the first time in MONTHS to find that, this community..... it’s out of hand. you just want to be writers, so you should learn from each other not tear each other down in pseudo social justice tirades. most of which are fueled by thinly veiled jealously. it’s disgusting. no one can ever be comfortable or safe here as long as there’s a hive-mind of hate and pettiness. i’m so disappointed.

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ohm y god i just ... okay was veilled bullied out of the community??? is there any way I can contact her??

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                                    ❛   i thought we had        …        a   connection.  ❜

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shit said in johnson room 314: sentence meme edition

❛  is wake me up inside by evanescence a sexual metaphor? ❛  sometimes you just need to sleep in your day clothes. ❛  you know it’s not your high school when they give you condoms at the door. ❛  it’s like when you turn the shower off, but the water keeps going. ❛  shhhh! the window’s open. ❛  can you whistle without vocal chords? ❛  you can whistle with grass and it doesn’t have vocal chords. ❛  that’s a squishy cheese. ❛  well technically, EVERYONE’S hair is colored. ❛  i’m sorry, i hate pasta. ❛  we could have another lincoln as president!! ❛  it looks like what buttered popcorn jellybeans would look like if they were actual food. ❛  yeah, so it looks like ______ lost a tentacle. ❛  oh my god who put harpoons on the floor. ❛  they were soggy! ❛  we are NOT watching avatar. they have sex with weird tail things. ❛  i forgot about the sex tail! ❛  are you proud of me? i just ate 240 individual smarties! ❛  how many calories is a person? ❛  i’ve seen so many babies this week. ❛  wow, isn’t this silence super nice? it’s almost like we’re never not talking. ❛  were those bikers in cosplay? ❛  i’ve had the ‘we just got a letter’ song from blues clues stuck in my head all day. ❛  i didn’t know it was possible to have a sexual experience while bagging food. ❛  put things on a board that make sounds and then touch them! it’ll be like you’re in a band! ❛  and also make it a maraca. ❛  did you just put half and half in microwavable potatoes? ❛  don’t judge me, i know what i’m about! ❛  college debt is the boogieman of american millennials. ❛  it’s ____’s fault. fuck ____. ❛  that was NOT a knock. ❛  it was my personal knock. so you know it’s me and not your roommates. ❛  my roommates usually just open the door. since it’s, you know, their room. ❛  what am i ever going to use a welcoming pineapple for? ❛  why are pineapples considered welcoming? they have spines on them. ❛  you could kill someone with a pineapple. ❛  don’t you dare turn my guitar into a social justice issue. ❛  yeah? well my headband’s louder than yours. ❛  i fucking hate art kids. ❛  you can’t hate art kids, you are one. ❛  the mystery shower girl has listened to both country and rap. the two worst musical genres. ❛  dude, there’s a UK version of the mail song from blues clues. ❛ who the fuck says ‘post.’ are they too good for mail? ❛  just write ‘fuck ___’ in puffy paint.

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         those who have worn the crown should never SURVIVE its loss. 

                           ❝ never will I see the day when I am not saluted as EMPRESS ❞

independent original character               written by veronica

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gloryofhera.

“well, no. not always.” in fact, it happened whenever he got nervous about something, which pretty much meant every time he talks to MEG. his eyes quickly diverted from her as she bent over, not wanting to offend, or anything. 

that sweet half-smile of herc’s appeared on his face as she motioned to him. “yeah, well if i stopped, i’d lose momentum. phil says without training, i’ll become lazy – or something like that. i don’t know, but i don’t mind training. it’s actually quite fun once you tune out phil’s voice yelling at you the entire time.” 

he figured now at that moment he had probably been talking about phil a bit TOO much. he was about to speak once again, but she beat him to it. HOOKY? that was something hercules never thought of doing before, since it’d make phil FURIOUS.

“oh – i don’t know. phil’s got a really tight schedule…” think of the consequences, hercules.  though, would he really get a chance like this again if he said no this time? “i mean, it couldn’t hurt this one time, could it?”

      ❛  you ?   lazy   ??    the great & MIGHTY hercules ?  ❜   the compliment gave way to sarcasm, dripping off her tongue like honey.  ❛  have you ever been lazy a day in your  life, wonderboy ? honestly, that goat will pull any excuse out of his pent up, high strung ASS to keep you from having a good time.  ❜   she grinned. obviously she was joking, though her natural tone of voice was a low, throbbing, amused sort of thing so that people could never be really sure of her exact level of seriousness in anything.

      megara shrugged, her face a false and comic frown of indifference that broke into a red lipped cat’s smile, spreading from cheek to cheek.  ❛   of  course  it couldn’t hurt.  you’re hercules.  have you ever even considered taking a day off ? a  sick  day ?? a  MENTAL HEALTH  day, for gods’ sake ?  ❜

      every citizen in greece owed their livelihood to his continued service. as much as meg was opposed to fame she did think that everyone deserved a BREAK once in a while. plus, if she was being completely honest with herself (  which she wasn’t of course, what a ridiculous idea  ) maybe she wanted to keep his boyish grin & big blue eyes around a  little  while longer.

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muse list !!!

megara ( meg ) andromeda megalos from disney’s hercules               ( TOOCLICHED. )

sophie hatter from the novel howl’s moving castle               ( WRACHH. )

lillian ( lily ) montgomery a witch / wendigo fandomless oc              ( BORNFIEND. )

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scorned.    i’m just here to remind everyone that herculade is a thing that happened. people legitimately purchased a drink called herculade. & drank it. hercules got his own gatorade rip off like can we just take a sec -- 

                                                   c a p i t a l i s m

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herteles.

✫  ¦  @toocliched ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.

                   “HEY!”  A quiet, little dancing h i s s that trips off TONGUE ; head craning round a marble pillar with a distinct impression of NOT BELONGING.  Yet, if he is A L I E N, he handles this with grace, smile that b i d s and simultaneously whispers APOLOGY.  The man appears to be h i d i n g, though remarkably AT EASE in such a state.  He seeks her help with a modest half-bow, glassy eyes not once leaving the return of her GLANCE.  “You there.  Could I steal a moment?”

      megara was not usually one to be inclined to aid in helping a foreign & plainly displaced MAN, but she’d always been so very overwhelmed by beautiful things. and no matter how cold & stony she could make herself to be, it didn’t stop his beauty and interesting appearance from sparking her interests a bit. meg slipped from the pillar she had been leaning on, moving like oil to the next one and resting her hip gently into the rutting. her head, inclining a fraction, bent ear to listen as well as taunt.    ❛   it seems you already have. what is it ? running from the guards ??  ❜   -- the man was clearly a DREADFUL hider, his spot behind the pillar obvious if only anyone turned their heads in their direction.   

           ❛   you are   aware  of how   conspicuous   you look, correct ?  ❜

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                   ❛   —— w-what ?❜

the rejection was not foreseen , he must confess . standing there whilst witnessing this lady march away , his image to any fellow bird or bug or any woodland creature will be absolute puzzlement ; unknowing of how to act . the description of his title was mere : collect the medallions & create a stop to the evil king once & for all . where were the mentions of aiding stubborn women ? even before his fairy companion rings in his ear to continue , follow her , link had already confirmed his decision . stumbling after ( though wise enough to keep distance ) it’s known to channel a peaceful aura .

           ❛   what act ? this is just me — good ol’ link . ❜  he’s attempting a chuckle to follow these words , a smile , too , which shan’t be observed by her . ❛   i’m not going to hurt you if that’s what you think . my job is actually to do the exact opposite . i can prove it to you . see ? look ! i’ve got the TRIFORCE on my hand .  ❜

      ❛  do you  always  follow girls through the woods or am i just  lucky ??   ❜    the drawl in her voice would’ve knocked some men to  their  K N E E S, stammering, stuttering idiots all the while. meg, ever the cynic, took one look at the boy’s hand and raised a quizzical eyebrow, skepticism coursing through her veins.

       ❛   interesting,   GOOD OL’ LINK --  ❜  she said, the nickname dragging from her lips like spice.  ❛   -- have you always been this interested in gold leafing ?? you really should put those paints to use on a canvas. the back of your hand seems like a  w a s t e.    ❜   of  course  she wasn’t going to believe he was born with a   GOLDEN BIRTHMARK   in the shape of three mathematically perfect  equilateral triangles. that was ridiculous. & also didn’t necessarily name him as the best  e s c o r t.

    ❛ -- it’s megara -- meg, by the way. what’s            that glowing, tinkling thing you got there ?  ❜

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             ♘   ❛  a gussied up FOP of a FUTURE KING

              150+ of you guys really?   you’re all so good to me, not only have you all come over from my old blog, but i’ve lapped my count from my archived blog, which i never expected ( because i am trash, lets be real )   – - & have accepted my bash with open arms.    writing bash for a little over six months has been so great & allowed me to branch out into a whole new fandom and style. i can’t thank you all enough.

            ♘   ❛   to see you smile is to feel the sun

              CHAR: surprise bitch, bet you though i’d forgotten about you on santana. ha, that’s cute.   no, but for real, you’re so awesome and maria is such a beautiful soul; you’ve made writing bash so very rewarding.   crossing over the timelines of the romanovs & bash is something that i never thought would happen when i created bash.   and i certainly didn’t expect this ship to happen, like daymn son, this is so great okay.   but thank you for giving me shipper trash okay !!     ps; your lola also slays me, and i need more of her, and a hate-ship with conde with aggressive threads also needs to happen, please?                      { @winglcss​, @marbleskinned​, @bctterman​ }

             MIA: aaaand you!   i think i could drown in the tears that i cry writing meg & bash. the layers you’ve added to a character that was made more or less famous by disney is wildly intense, she’s so amazing & complex and i am in awe of you okay. lets be real, our thread is amazingly conflicting and complicated and filled with such sadness that i can’t even believe we haven’t killed each other through the computer.    what started out as a sass-off actually turned into something super serious and i wouldn’t change it for a the world to be honest…     ps; i’m also proud that we finally got ourselves some serious tags to reflect that we are sRS rpers oBVIOUSLY                     { @toocliched​​ }

            KARA: yes, so far everyone i’ve mentioned has had a mention on my santana bias list, but i can waffle on about you on bash more, so, brACE YOURSELF.  for real, i always thought you were amazing but like?? i never thought that i would be good enough to rp with you because you’re like royalty to me okay. i mean, your grasp on margaery is flawless and i screeched when you followed me. you’re such a kind heart and i hear margaery’s voice whenever i see you on my dash.  you’ve been one of my faves since i started santana over a year ago and that’s probably not going to change any time soon.                    { @herunfailingkindness​ }

            FAE: fae is bae and this is not news. you precious sinnomon roll you. i’m always a slut for anya and your oc is flawless as well, you’re another person who i never thought i’d be able to roleplay with because *places flower crown on your head* you’re also royalty to me. of course nOW i know you’re a slut for kinks and memes and quality, obviously. you also bring anya to life in a way that always makes me happy and you need to be on my dash always okay? okAY                    { @spoopyduchess​, @witherbelle​ }

           EMMA: let me tell you about fleur okay? she’s ruining bash’s life. then end. no i’m kidding okay, because damn i love your blog and all my muses love you always. our thread, also, was supposed to be cute and fun and then bam !   bash is suddenly so gone for you it’s insane.     your grasp on fleur is beautiful, and i’ve never seen anyone play a book character with such flawlessness, you’re great and keep doing you okay?                     { @magiqxe }

           LACY: and last but not least, my main mary and the queen of indecisive themes and promos.  i love your mary so much and i am always a slut for mabastian with you. you take so much pride in what you write and how you portray yourself and you’re so protective of the reign characters that i follow and make sure that no one trashes the baes, and rightfully so, and you’re the best for ranting about mary and bash and mary’s rep and you’re just 100% awesome.                  { @defiantqueen, @glcriana }

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          got a figure like a pinup, got a figure like a  doll.  candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored.    

             ❛         —         i’m the girl you’d  d i e   for.          ❜

indie witch / wendigo lore based oc                       …                          written by mia

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scorned.    hey guys !! so, a little update on what’s been going on with me -- i’ve been mainly over on    SOPHIE    since i lost all of my meg stuff ( icons, promos, themes, etc. ) when my sd card crashed, and so until i feel like i have enough time to deal with remakeing my meg stuff i’ll be mainly over there. I AM NOT ABANDONING MEG. i’m just swamped with school & such & it’s much easier for me to be active on sophie because i don’t feel the pressure of so many followers / have things already for her / literally always have her muse ?? idk if any of this makes sense but YEAH follow me on sophie as i’m very active there as of right now and hope fully i’ll be back over here in a few days-a week or so

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❛   nothing is safe from you. if i were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later — probably  sooner — i’d look up to see you  s w o o p i n g overhead on a  BROOMSTICK. in fact, by now i’d be disappointed in you if i didn’t see you.  ❜

                ❛  are you off to the iceberg today ?  ❜

       indie ( novel based ) sophie hatter                …                          written by mia