toolkami-a

[toolkami-a]

 “ Come at us Hunters of the Dark! Let Kien taste the brave souls of those who dare challenge the ones with the Dark! Welcome us as one of your ENEMIES! LET US HEAR YOUR SCREAMS OF DESPAIR; AS WE CHOP AND CLEAVE THE FILTH OF YOUR PHYSICAL FORMS!!! “

[toolkami-a]

@domnulxnoptii​

 “ YES INDEED! FRIENDSHIP! BECOME A PART OF ME DEMITRI! BECOME A PART OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF SOULS WITHIN US. “  

[toolkami-a]

@felicitystar​ @fistsfromhell​ @sharirumluna​ @oraldead​ @museteahouse​ @musexcarnival​ @martialartscompendium​

 “ We propose a temporary Darkstalker / Dark Hunter and human truce. Yes, let us all hunt down and kill the Head of the Maximoff house. “

[toolkami-a]

 “ I WANT TO DANCE MORE! WE WANT TO DANCE MORE! WE WANT TO D A N C E ! “

“What in the Nine Circles are they doing?”

[toolkami-a]

oraldead​:

    “Do the boogey with me, BishaMAN!”

“ I will cut more people up... with my moves... Orin, witness me! “

 “ Zabel, we are not BishaMAN... We are BishaB O I! “

 “ BEHOLD! THE DANCING KATA-RYU NO STANCE OF THE EDO PERIOD! HANNYA! CEASE THE MOVING OF YOUR TEETH! IT IS CREEPY, AND THEREFORE NOT LIT. “

[toolkami-a]

musexcarnival​:

oraldead​:

    “Come on everyone! Dance with me!” 

     “BEHOLD THE DANCE OF THE PHARAOHS OF THE GREAT LAND OF CANDY LAND!!”

 “ HANNYA LAUGHTS AT YOUR PETTY EXCUSE OF DANCING, TOILET-PAPERED ONE! “

[toolkami-a]

 “ Orin, my beloved... Forgive me but I must go all out... Just this once... “

    “Come on everyone! Dance with me!” 

[toolkami-a]

@fistsfromhell​

 “ You seek our assistance in fending off the Maximoff? Have you know no such thing as honor? Our instinct in finding a host must be damaged, for I do not expect someone as you to take a cowardly exit and ask for aid. You are no warrior, child. In our eyes, you are but a lesser human; Kien would respect mere Dark Hunter fodder more than you. “

[toolkami-a]

 Laughable, but that is to be expected from a Makai Noble. Does his narcissism know no bounds? 

 “ Careful, tainted one, too much egocentrism leads to the path of ruin. Such a fate befalls those who wanted to wear me. “ 

 The vampire would surely make a fine addition to their collection of souls. But now wasn’t the time to strike. They have to wait...

 and both Hannya and Kien hate waiting. 

[toolkami-a]

fistsfromhell​:

“Do I look stupid to you? Vampires don’t exist.” He moves in front of Rinoa, cracking his knuckles. “… The hell succubi gotta do with this though?”

 “ You and your woman companion give out the stench of the Aensland nobility. Do not play games with be, boy. “ it flashed his teeth, rows of them. A tongue was wiggling at the back there, no doubt excited to have its feast. “ Now then, may I know your names? We are aching for some worthy company, and we would like to know them first. “    

[toolkami-a]

orderbourne​:

    “Your presence is pissing me off. Perhaps I should simply destroy you instead…”

 “ We are willing to grant you power. We are willing to make you our esteemed host. We are willing to grant you joy amidst the violence. How dare you write us off so quickly, so nonchalantly... “ a wisp of azure formed from his hand, blue flame now erupting from his fingertips. “ I am giving you a chance to turn back on your recent reply. Heed my offer carefully. “ 

[toolkami-a]

 “ Does my presence inspire a certain dread to the head of the Maximoff house? We are flattered; really, we are. Unclean one, please stare in awe as this armor and sword be decorated with more B L O O D. “   

 “ ...You wouldn’t happen to know a few tasty morsels from your visits now, do you? Makai’s many portals... They are wonderful, yes? “

“So it has begun to make the rounds, has it? I wonder what manner of fool will satisfy it this time.”

[toolkami-a]

 “ No Zabel, I am afraid that the Jiangshi Dark Hunter will never let you copulate with her. “

Having sex with Zabel will now be known as “Riding the Raptor”. See you all in therapy.

[toolkami-a]

“WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME!WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME!  WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME!WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME! WEAR ME!“

    “Talking armor…I’ve seen enough of that to last me a lifetime…”

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fistsfromhell​:

“Stay the hell away from her. The fuck you want?”

angelivelle​:

“Is that… some kind of armor? Is it talking to us!?”

 “ The young lady is right. Please, direct your eyes below this lowly apparition’s head. “ gestures to his chest. “ I certainly didn’t think following the trails of a vampire and the succubi would lead to quite the interesting catch. “

[toolkami-a]

@fistsfromhell​ @angelivelle​

 “Tell us your names. Do not be frightened, humans. Our conversation will only take a moment.“

[toolkami-a]

 “ That we could agree upon, human child. I absolutely adore the concept that the being who is capable of saving Makai, takes on the appearance of a massive, winged human newborn. “   

“Now I start to miss Majigen and that giant baby with wings.”