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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

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Happy #PrideMonth from Łowicz girls!

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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Hey! Long time no see, 🌊💙Sirennette💙🌊 here!

So, probably most of you won’t remember me, but here I am again! I missed this place a lot, and I wasn’t sure if I could come back since almost all my friends move on from here.

But then AO3 with irondad and spiderson appear and the amazing histories with this two make my days a lot happier and better. So that is why I’m here, since there is A LOT of author that have tumblr, I wanted to post this here too. It’s a year ago work but I’m still very proud.

I was thinking to tag some of the authors that i know that have tumblr, but maybe that is kinda personal and I don’t want to make uncomfortable someone, so nop, no tagging. Buuuuuuuut if you are an author who writes irondad and spiderson, probably you have seen me in the comments with my iconic 🌊💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊 waves of love. So yeah, that’s me!

So, in conclusion, this is a thank you for all of your wonderful works. You are my heroes making my day better 💙🥹💙 Thank you so much.

🌊💙🌊

WAIT WAAAAAAIT! One more thing.

To all the authors that i have leaved my 🌊💙💙💙🌊 waves of hearts in your works, YOU ALL HAVE A CHANCE OF REQUEST A DRAWING!

You just have to DM me with the work that i have leave the waves of love and you can tell me what you want 💙😊💙 Again, thanks to all of you. Love you a lot

🌊💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊

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Me in 2017: Why is my life so boring?

Me in 2022: I want this day to be as uneventful as possible.

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a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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#🤡❤️ I'm a clown. That's my gender.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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bubbl 🫧

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Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

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I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of “picky eaters”. no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don’t like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they’ve said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to “trick” them into eating it anyway

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you guys are the real heroes

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does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

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i’ve been on hold at my library for a book about asexuality for a few weeks and i just read an article about some concepts in the book re: consent. and holy shit. blew my mind. i’ve NEVER read about consent in the context of a relationship with an ace and an allo that resonated so strongly with me, and as a person in such a relationship!! it’s so!!! i’m even more excited for the book now.

for anyone interested, the article is How to Negotiate Better Consent: An Asexual Perspective and the book i’m waiting for is Ace: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society and the Meaning of Sex.