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Hello, Cardinal! Sorry, im new here...

Hello dear! Come on in! There's no need to apologise.

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I'd like to share this strawpage I received from someone lovely on Twitter! They brought me a little baby!

The uh- "P" is slightly concerning, however...

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That's so mean-

I should've known, though. You are V's fiancé...

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

Look! I can- I can explain!

This is obviously a doctored photo!! V must've done it- I... I would never-

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WHAT? HOW DID YOU-

I did NOT steal! I- I- Ugh...

Did V put you up to this? I would've seen you...

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

Look! I can- I can explain!

This is obviously a doctored photo!! V must've done it- I... I would never-

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WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME

Look! I can- I can explain!

This is obviously a doctored photo!! V must've done it- I... I would never-

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Thank you for the tag, darling!

Name: Papa Copia Emeritus IV

Age: 56

Relationship Status: Prefer not to say.

Sexuality: Pansexual :)

Crush Initial: N/A

Followers: Not that many! Less than 10 I believe.

Favourite friends/mutuals: Also- N/A...

Birthday: March 3rd, 1969.

Favourite Song: La Vie en rose - Édith Piaf, Lay All Your Love on Me - ABBA, or The Winner Takes it All - ABBA. I can never chose!

I'm not sure who to tag- Anyone may take over from here!

Go here (I couldn’t reblog it again)

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Uh- Yeah, okay. Turn for me.

[Copia fumbled with the mask strap for a moment before he managed to get it tightened. He checked to make sure it was fully clasped before letting Perpetua go.]

Okay. Is that good? You don't need to uh-

[Copia stopped speaking. Embarrassed, he turned his head to the side.]

Nevermind, heheh.

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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[Copia pulled back quickly as Perpetua got up.]

Ah- Shit- Sorry! I forgot- uh...

[He flinched, squeezing his eyes closed and covering his ears at the screech that came from Perpetua.]

Come back! I can fix it for you-

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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[Copia's eyes widened in shock as his brother fell]

Ugh- Get up man. Floor's dirty-

[He snapped back from Perpetua as more string was thrown in his face]

AUGH! Stop doing that!! Asshole-

[He throws the string back at Perpetua and rubs it into his face, smudging his paint a little]

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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[Copia dodged the cans smoothly, somehow, and stopped just barely before running into his brother. The two looked at each other for a moment, Copia breathing heavily as he tried to catch his breath.]

Ugh.... Why'd you do that.... [he said between pants]

I'm gonna.... get you-

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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NOO!!!

[Copia tries to get away a final time before being sprayed in the face with a glob of the silly string. He spits some out of his mouth before giving up and changing his battle plan.]

COME HERE!! GIMME THAT-

[Copia runs at Perpetua, pulling the string off of himself and throwing it at the other. He tries reaching for the cans too, missing on his first attempt]

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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AUGHH!!

[Copia pulls away from Perpetua, trying to block the spray with his hands, but it doesn't work. He then tries ducking down and running past his brother in an attempt to escape.]

PERPETUA NOO!! STOP- AUGH- HELP!!

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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[Copia stood limply, arms hanging by his side as he stared at Perpetua. His mouth hung open and he took a few deep breaths]

Okay... Are you, uh... sure? That it wasn't you? It's- It's everywhere.

It's all over you as well-

There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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There's silly string covering your office

WHAT? Who- Did you do this??

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I'm- I've always been.... ugh.

[Copia lifts his head and looks up at Perpetua. He's visibly tired and still shaking slightly]

Perpetua. You don't get it- There's nothing in this for me. I should stand down, really.

How's the V-Neck situation

AUGH! My first.... visitor and they hit me with this....

It's- well-

I'm still bitter.

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one thing the government won't tell you about rigatoni i

Hello dear! If you're asking about this "one thing," then I'll say that you shouldn't feed any rigatoni to your lil rat babies! Even if they ask you so, so sweetly. The government isn't usually too fond of lil rats, but you need to keep them safe.

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No, it's true. I'm just like that old dickhead.

[He felt Perpetua's hand on his own, but couldn't bring himself to pull back this time]

It doesn't need to be fair to me if it's true. I'm everything he wanted me to be.

[Copia took a deep, steady breath]

I'm awful.

How's the V-Neck situation

AUGH! My first.... visitor and they hit me with this....

It's- well-

I'm still bitter.