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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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Ok😀

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CREEPER MILK

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idk who needs to be told this but "you should eat vegetables regularly" is not diet industry propaganda. the reason you should eat vegetables isn't because they're low calorie or low fat or whatever, it's because they contain vitamins, minerals, dietary fiber, and a whole bunch of other shit that your body needs to live that isn't found in most other foods. you are an omnivore you need a varied diet!!!

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The Doll’s Revenge (1907) Boy is excitedly breaking a doll to pieces when she fixes herself, becomes human, becomes two. They promptly tear his limbs apart and eat him.

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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Nonbinary, disabled, need help

I'm a disabled queer person in the US. I can't work, and even leaving the house is difficult. My partner's job pays most of our combined expenses, but I have my own bills that she can't pay. I've been trying to get on US disability for years now, and as of the most recent update I've gotten, it's not exactly looking great for me.

Regardless, I need about $250 a month to both pay my bills and for incidental purchases. Please help me out or reblog this, if you can.

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venmo: PeridotRose

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evil and fucked up experiment

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Nonbinary, disabled, need help

I'm a disabled queer person in the US. I can't work, and even leaving the house is difficult. My partner's job pays most of our combined expenses, but I have my own bills that she can't pay. I've been trying to get on US disability for years now, and as of the most recent update I've gotten, it's not exactly looking great for me.

Regardless, I need about $250 a month to both pay my bills and for incidental purchases. Please help me out or reblog this, if you can.

paypal

venmo: PeridotRose

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basement remodeling is going well

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Language is universal

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from November 2021

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BABY, the Stars Shine Bright - China OP (Official name unknown) (1998)

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浅草。