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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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Quick somebody kill it

Funny pictures of the day (70 pics)

A Possum Broke Into An Australian Bakery And Ate So Many Pastries…

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Thanks I needed to hear that >_>

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"You’ll have to manage without pocket handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journeys end. You have roamed the rolling hills of the Shire. But home is now behind you. The world is ahead."

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Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star, Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known.

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STOP SCROLLING! 

GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS. 4CHAN IS ACTUALLY REPLACING FAMOUS LINKS WITH SCREAMERS AND SHOCK SITES!!!!!!!!! HOVER OVER THE LINK AND CHECK IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER TO SEE IF IT’S A GOOD SITE. 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON’T GET HURT!!!

this stuff can lead to triggers, anxiety, and seizures. Stop reblogging for a moment and warn others about this.

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A moment of silence

for all those

awesome books

with absolute shit movie adaptions

We are so sorry that happened to you

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Few of the deeds of the Noldor thereafter surpassed that desperate crossing in hardihood or woe.

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It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: 

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

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I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the Ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

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lord of the rings minimalist posters

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Fᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ Mᴇᴍᴇ | ʙɪʟʙᴏ ʙᴀɢɢɪɴs

two emotions → confused & grumpy

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Kili (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Middle Earth Meme: 3 HEROES 1) Boromir

From the Gate of Kings the North Wind rides, And past the roaring falls And loud and cold about the Tower its loud horn calls. What news from the North, oh mighty wind, do you bring to me today? What news of Boromir the Bold? For he is long away. ‘Beneath Amon Hen I heard his cry. There many foes he fought His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought. His head so proud, his face so fair, his limbs they laid to rest; And Rauros, Golden Rauros Falls, bore him upon its breast.’ Oh Boromir! The Tower of Guard shall ever northward gaze To Rauros, Golden Rauros Falls until the end of days.

- The Departure of Boromir, The Two Towers

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"So I’m about to put the Ring on. The Ring of invisibility and try to escape from him."

BTS of “The Hobbit” spam (38/100)