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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil
the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are
1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true
2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting
"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang
practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You
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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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my brain doesn’t actually produce any meaningful thought it’s just “thems the breaks” from boris johnsons resignation speech and the “doo doo doo doooo…” hot mic from david camerons resignation speech on a loop at all given times
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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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Other people: Akira Toriyama is the guy who draws dragons and muscles and spiky hair
Me being into his vaster array of monsters and aliens: this man COULD NOT stop thinking about mollusks
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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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How do you tell humans that "useless", "ugly", "gross", "dangerous" animals and such also don't deserve to fucking die and that, in fact, the whole zoosphere doesn't revolve around making them, the Specialest Bestest Chosen Species, happy, despite what the Christian Church might have told them?
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toopunktofuck · 2 hours
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I am finally replacing my boyfriends ex’s sofa that looks like it belongs in a fucking hookah lounge run by a racist white gay couple from Maine and not a living room
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toopunktofuck · 3 hours
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hey me and my inner child saw you from across the bar and I just wanted to let you know we hate your vibes. yeah she’s gonna kick your ass. yeah she’s in a bar and she’s 11. she kicked the bouncer’s ass too. My therapist told me to let her do this every Saturday
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toopunktofuck · 3 hours
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i told my friend i’ve started watching Better Call Saul and they were like “funny you should mention that” and proceeded to tell me they’ve been playing a Roblox game called Better Raise Saul where you take care of a cube with Saul Goodman’s face on it
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toopunktofuck · 3 hours
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HELPGAZACHILDREN!!!!!
Med @fairuzfan’s blog got terminated by tumblr which is obviously unjust for all the people who rely on them for resources on Palestine, but it now leaves Hussam’s helpgazachildren donation drive without a point of communication, and has deleted all previous information Med had shared about the drive.
Please remember to keep donating to helpgazachildren as Hussam’s hard work getting resources to families in Gaza should not have to be hindered while Med is working on getting their blog back 🤍🇵🇸
INFO ABOUT HELPGAZACHILDREN
DONATE TO HELPGAZACHILDREN
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toopunktofuck · 13 hours
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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
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toopunktofuck · 22 hours
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975
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There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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toopunktofuck · 22 hours
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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toopunktofuck · 22 hours
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they’re basically just DBQs where you come up with your own questions to answer so I’d like to thank the AP history track for ruining my life enough that I’m good at college now
my history professor told us she suggested we do not analyze both primary sources for our latest paper because it’s hard to look at both in enough detail for that assignment and I was sweating because I had already submitted mine w both sources because I did a comparison 😅 jokes on her I got 100%
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toopunktofuck · 22 hours
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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toopunktofuck · 22 hours
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so as long as I get a good grade on my last history and English exams I should have a 4.0 this semester 🎉 everything else is done p much
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toopunktofuck · 23 hours
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my history professor told us she suggested we do not analyze both primary sources for our latest paper because it’s hard to look at both in enough detail for that assignment and I was sweating because I had already submitted mine w both sources because I did a comparison 😅 jokes on her I got 100%
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toopunktofuck · 23 hours
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SHE LITERALLY GREW UP IN A HALLMARK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, HELLO??????
I need taylor swift to understand that if I was raised in the “asylum where they raised” her, not only would i have fucking thrived, i would probably be a doctor by now lol
i understand rich kids can be abused and it’s often horrible bc their parents are above the law due to money but that’s. not the vibe here
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