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I wanna be trapped in a sauna with a nasty sweaty man ripping ass and rubbing his balls on my face

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Just took the nastiest shit right in a Walmart bathroom, it left a lot of skidmarks in the toilet too...oops.. 😳

My tummy was absolutely KILLING me the whole time before blowing up that poor toilet, funny enough I took a super hard constipated dump about 2 hours before, but then it was dying to blow and came out my butt like pure slop right in the damn public toilet, god it smelled so bad too.🫣

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I am dropping logs left and right jfc??!?! Got home about an hour ago and was just hit with some INSANE cramps and just now I went and took my third dump today and it was 2 smaller solid logs like??? My guts are churning out shit faster then my butt can even reach a toilet!! God DAMN-

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omg your farts must smell sooo fucking bad considering how much you shit. I’m obsessed 🫠💕

Oh god you don't even know, usually my farts aren't really thaaat smelly (at least I don't think, I'm probably noseblind to em' lol) but lately they've been smelling downright rotten. Like, really stinking of rancid dairy/cheesy, not sure why bc I haven't had too much dairy foods in the past few days- (at least I can't remember if I did or not) Whenever I fart now the stink really has been lingering longer and they've just been so much more smelly in general. 💀

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Computer, give me a sweaty hairy butch farting on a couch. Computer do you read me!?

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quiet people with awful gas who let loose horrible silent farts in public and get a sadistic thrill out of watching everyone cough and blame one another. nobody ever suspects them...

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there is quite literally nothing better than laying in bed at 2am after a long day, and just ripping the loudest, most gut-clearing ass imaginable, the feeling (and smell) is fucking immaculate 😩

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These where a few farts I was able to catch after my big dump, accompanied by the most unflattering angles of my crotch and tummy...🫣

(sorry that the last one is muffled by the sounds of my FUCKING PHONE CHARMS AAH I WAS SO PISSED >:O )

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eprocto but it's literal gaslighting.. partner whose nonchalantly forcing you to endure their farts but in a way thats so subtle everyone would think you're crazy if you were to tell anyone about it. warning for free use.

like. no, they didn't fart on your pillow, you sick freak.. you just have pink eye because you rub your eyes too much. baby, they told you not to do that. cropdusting you constantly. bending over in the supermarket, backing up their ass against your crotch and you swear you feel a hot, cheesy gust against your groin, but then they're passing through like nothing happened even if you're positively gagging and - are you going crazy?

when you're asleep is when they unleash the worst of it. hey, it's hard on them, too! do you know how much self-restraint it takes to just hover their ass above your sleeping face rather than sink down and smother you into the depths of their crack like they're so dying to do? it's a progression - once they're certain you're dead asleep, they'll start shifting their legs over so they're pressed flush against you, hole flexing open and ripping rumblers up your thigh. then, they'll slide over, carefully propping themselves so their ass is balanced over your chest. will gingerly pull their underwear down their cheeks, all dank and sweatsoaked from its time festering in their crack. will slowly, carefully back up - making sure to peel back an asscheeks just to ensure your precious little nose is peeking right up against their hot, sticky hole before their pucker opens up and - ngh- ah, fuuuuck.

jerking off over your body as they vent it allll out. and you're cute and squirmy and oblivious to the fact your pyjama top is getting damp with the musty heat of their hole and your face is getting all flushed from inhaling the constant pump of heady sulphur and your bedsheets are all stained from the generous spurts of come they can't help but squirt out. and if your cheeks have a smear just a little crusty after it's ok! it's just eye-sleep. nothing to worry about :)

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Need a man to edge me while ripping the nastiest bassist farts know to man laughing at how pathetic I am getting wet for him

Only to let me cum when his asshole is pressed firmly against my face with no escape

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TRUE STORY FARTS: PT 1

Being a gassy friend and person in general, for me at least, has caused me a fair share of embarrassing situations. But when I look back on them, I can't stop obsessing how fucking hot it actually was. So I'm gonna write about my most memorable moments for my fellow fart enjoyers to get off to 😉

I have five close friends, two guys, three girls. They all know about my excessive gassiness and love to tease me about it (I have been lovingly referred to as Bass Butt). One of my girl friends, let's call her Jane, ironically isn't good with strong smells. Not even bad ones, anything with a really overpowering scent makes her nauseous. E.g. Burnt food, perfumes, etc. So, I do try to manage how much I fart when she's around. Key word try. Unfortunately, during a car ride I had to fart really, really bad. We were stopped at a red light and it was rush hour.

We'd eaten at a restaurant, and I had had a good portion of fish and chips. I didn't expect to get too gassy. Even with the additional soda I had, I had hoped it would be smooth sailing back home where I could relieve myself. I still remember the absolute fear on her face when I warned her, and she rolled down her windows, almost sticking her head out of it.

Unfortunately, it was during the summer, so even with the AC on, it was humid. I can't remember how it smelled, but I definitely know it did when Jane stuck her whole head out the window. It only got worse when I kept farting, so the smell just got more potent and baked into the seat.

Traffic got moving not long after, and Jane had to put her head back in. At which point we had to pull over because the combination of my farts, the heat, and driving made her way too nauseous. We ended up needing to wait for the car to air out before she felt ready to get back in. The remainder of the ride was done with her covering her nose and me apologizing for making her feel sick. To this day, I can always see the collective worry whenever I happen to share a ride with someone.

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Treated myself to some yogurt and promptly decided to gas my toilet. All of these are pure farts that stunk of spoiled milk and had me leaving the door closed after to keep the smell contained

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shy farter x their easygoing partner

they accidentally let loose a rumbling fart into their seat, face flushing with humiliation as they mutter through apologies.

"hey, don't worry about it. happens to everyone."

trying not to embarrass themselves further, they eventually can't tolerate the pressure. a short, loud fart slips out of them and they cover their face again, mortified. then, they're hit with a painful cramp that forces out a long, bubbly blast, obnoxious and foul-smelling.

"damn, that was impressive. you're really gassy today, huh?"

they blush deeply and angrily tell their partner not to enable their gross behavior, but as they continue ripping ass, they're subjected to constant praise and encouragement:

"hey, good one!"

"dude, that must have felt incredible."

"cmon, I'm sure you can do better."

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treating you fart freaks to some of my favorite descriptions of farts I've written recently:

"A huge, bubbly burst exploded from his backside. The bathroom was overcome with the stench of heavy, cheesy gas, dense like a fog."

"When the pressure built up, he let it out in the form of a thundering fart that dragged on for upwards of five seconds and sounded like a mild earthquake. After it ended, he panted a few times, trying to catch his breath after such a massive outburst, and let out a small sigh. It had felt incredible, and his bowels were begging him for more."

"A raucous fart tore out of him, sloppy and wet sounding as he covered his mouth in shock. It slapped loudly against his ass cheeks as it smacked the innocent wall with the smell of his last meal."

"Letting out a small grunt of exertion, he tensed his abdomen and pushed out the swampiest, most wretched fart of the night. As he beared down, it gurgled loudly into his pants, like someone blowing bubbles through a straw."

which one is your favorite...

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my love of farts is centered around three things: embarrassment, relief, and gastronomic voyeurism

it's why i enjoy relief observance too, it's the above amplified. that said, i can always enjoy a windy character on their own. i can't do the reverse, they gotta be windy when they're dropping trou

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the most important part of the character creation process is picking a food or meal that makes them rattle the chair for several hours

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thinking about F embarrassing C by bringing attention to how long and swampy his farts are. C leans over to push out some average belly aching wind, only to hear a stopwatch's click, followed by F's impressed whistle.

"phewww, that one went on for five seconds, i bet it felt good coming out. sounded like it shifted gears halfway through! is your ass always this chatty?"

all C can do is pin his ears and turn away with annoyed huff, hoping F doesn't spot how red his face is.

unfortunately, his stomach cares little for his pride. as another thick air bubble noisily squeezes its way south, C wonders if he can ease it out in parts. he lifts an asscheek and...

"oh that sounded nasty. you're gonna rip a hole in the sheets with these seven second farts, man, the hell did you eat? whatever it was, we gotta stuff more down your gullet."

"do you ever shut up?"

"you should ask that backside of yours the same question!"