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Lol i thought I already posted this on here but apparently I didn’t!

Completely satire don’t take this seriously.

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Chainsaw man

He said he'd let me bite him 😔

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You about to get positively nibbled

He said he'd let me bite him 😔

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Day 895

Chapter 9 - Rescue

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asaden

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DONT KILL YOURSELF

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i like em a little chubby 🤤

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Im so epic!! 🤯

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shes fine

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@chimeralsutures

@divineyariene

@robo-catwitch

reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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AAAAAAAAAA

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I’m glad my instinct when strangers are at my door has always been to keep it locked and talk to them thru the intercom or the door. it saves me from a ton of soliciting and Jehovah’s witnesses and such but I’m sure it also deters people with worse intentions also. I used to live in Central in Albuquerque so the idea of just unlocking and opening my door when any random person knocks is bizarre to me but that’s not how everyone in the Midwest seems to feel

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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looking for swimwear rn and holy shit none of these people look real

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If I had a power what would it be

yours would be technopathy and kissing

Woag.. those are amazing powers

I’d say yours would be like… teleporting and knives :3

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My biggest hear me out is Denji, but specifically him in his devil form.

He's just so...