topazteardrop
topazteardrop
Dazed Confused And Enthused
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“It is what it is” what if it wasn’t what it was
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topazteardrop · 9 days ago
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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topazteardrop · 10 days ago
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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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topazteardrop · 24 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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topazteardrop · 27 days ago
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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topazteardrop · 1 month ago
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FOREHEAD AT SHOULDER LEVEL
Sam “Short King” Reich strikes again. please be careful out there amongst all those blades of grass
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The true joy of this weeks GameChanger is seeing Sam Reich actually standing in the same frame as his contestants so we can see he is actually a Short King™️
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topazteardrop · 1 month ago
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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topazteardrop · 2 months ago
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this comment made me take psychic damage
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topazteardrop · 3 months ago
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“Old hiccup isn’t movie accurate”
“The GOOD hiccup-”
“Does anyone know this Hiccups socials?”
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topazteardrop · 4 months ago
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topazteardrop · 4 months ago
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topazteardrop · 4 months ago
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Resisting tyranny takes a lot of forms.
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topazteardrop · 4 months ago
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topazteardrop · 5 months ago
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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING
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topazteardrop · 5 months ago
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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topazteardrop · 5 months ago
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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2
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topazteardrop · 5 months ago
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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--
My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.
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topazteardrop · 6 months ago
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