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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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FOREHEAD AT SHOULDER LEVEL
Sam “Short King” Reich strikes again. please be careful out there amongst all those blades of grass
The true joy of this weeks GameChanger is seeing Sam Reich actually standing in the same frame as his contestants so we can see he is actually a Short King™️
#convinced Sam’s host podium is smaller than the contestants to make him appear their size via forced perspective#game changer#sam reich#dropout#gamechanger#crowd control
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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this comment made me take psychic damage
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“Old hiccup isn’t movie accurate”
“The GOOD hiccup-”
“Does anyone know this Hiccups socials?”

#people are already being freaks towards the actors in Epic Universe#like guys I’m begging you#remember where we came from#for context people on tiktok have started giving nicknames to the actors in the How To Train Your Dragon area of universals new theme park#specifically hiccup#but also the twins for some reason?#and there’s already a prevailing “best” hiccup which puts me off#it’s all very reminiscent of the Peter Pan craze that happened at Disney in 2010#where people fixated on different Pans#gave them all nicknames and stalked their schedules to meet their favorites#which I’m pretty sure resulted in more than one pan leaving Disney#so just. don’t do that again!#be normal#epic universe#isle of berk#universal studios#how to train your dragon#httyd hiccup#httyd
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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2
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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--
My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.
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