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I'm not going to pretend firefox is the second coming of christ or anything and I get why ppl use other browsers but seeing tech nerd type people use whatever fuck ass operating system someone on youtube got paid to tell them to use feels like watching a flamingo fly into a glass door.

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Tumblr isn’t uniquely full of moralists it’s just one of those terrible truths of any society that most of everyone has to be a moralist. Tumblr *is* uniquely full of people that label themselves Agents Of Chthonic Devilry while operating as campus police though

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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"

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woke content detector is better at acknowledging kris's pronouns than a significant amount of the fanbasr ...

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listen you can't be buying pixel art games with "Pixel" in the title

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2025: We are so fucked this world is doomed

2026: So it's called Dragon Chess and it's like if shogi and balatro and runescape had a baby and its on sale for only 5 bucks on steam right now

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The central joke of the Ulysses Ogre meme hinges on the Ogre holding themselves to unreasonable standards by expecting to fully grasp one of the most famously difficult works of the 20th Century after only a single reading, which just doesn't work if you substitute your favourite video game, because frankly, your favourite video game is not Ulysses – but to be fair, the overwhelming majority of books are not Ulysses either. There's probably a video game somewhere out there that's as textually challenging as Ulysses, and it's probably some random-ass RPG Maker game from 2006 with an author whose name is a dick joke and a present fandom of approximately eleven people.

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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Dude.

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Nintendo hatedom is crazy because like wdym y’all think the switch 2 not having an OLED screen and having inflation pricing is the most anti consumer, discourse worthy thing they’ve ever done but peach’s VA finding out she got recasted the day Mario kart world launched isn’t worth raising hell over or talking about whatsoever???

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u know how college is

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it was worth a try

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how that school project is gonna turn out at this rate

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall