toriofmidgard
toriofmidgard
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toriofmidgard · 11 days ago
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White vinegar works on blood and coffee
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toriofmidgard · 12 days ago
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Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
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toriofmidgard · 22 days ago
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*watches a jadzia episode* man i love jadzia jadzia's my favourite *watches a quark episode* man i love quark quark's my favourite *watches an odo episode* man i love odo odo's my favourite *watches a kira episode* man i love kira kira's my fav
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toriofmidgard · 22 days ago
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The sexual tension between Kira Nerys and literally everyone. Including Mirror Verse Kira Nerys.
Kira Nerys's relationships are so funny. Imagine your boss is a messenger to the gods. Your boyfriend is a cardinal, then your next boyfriend is the prime minister. You have personal beef with the pope. Hitler wants to fuck you. And you end up dating a mall cop.
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toriofmidgard · 23 days ago
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Guys, guys it's happening, I finally got to the tos/ds9 crossover episode!!!!! When I tell you this has been on my mind for longer than I have been watching star trek (thank you Sheldon Cooper) I am not joking
The time cops going “ugh not Kirk, he was a menace with his umpteen billion infractions” I'm screaming
THE OG UNIFORMS AND THE 60S HAIR
did they just go and get the og set out of storage or did they have to rebuild the whole thing
O'Brian and Bashir getting stuck in the lift I'm wheezing
CHEKOV AND UHURA SHOPPING I MISSED THEM
Lmao Odo just creeping in the background as she gets her tribble
I can't believe I missed the pointy 60s sideburns bUT I DID
Odo playing with the tribble while Worf is restraining himself from tearing it apart I can't
TRIBBLES WERE MORTAL ENEMIES OF THE KLINGONS IM SCREAMING
Not Bashir having a faff over maybe being his own great grandfather
WHEN WE FIRST SEE KIRK AND SPOCK THEYRE WALKING IN LOCK STEP THEY REALLY WANTED TO ESTABLISH THE HOMOEROTICISM
I wondered what they were gonna do about Klingon forehead ridges and they really just went “we're not telling”
THEY STUCK O'BRIAN AND BASHIR IN THE MIDDLE OF KIRK'S QUESTIONING
A bomb in a tribble that's so unhinged wtf
NOT DAX GETTING SPOCK'S TRIBBLE CALCULATIONS
I'm loving how they just put the ds9 group in the background of the original shots okay
“no consequences to the time travel” cuts to scene of tribble infestation
Every time I watch one of the other series, there'll be an episode about halfway through that makes me miss tos so much I go back and rewatch the whole thing. With tng it was the Spock “defecting” to Romulus thing and I think it might be this one for ds9
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toriofmidgard · 1 year ago
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GIVE US A LIZZIE BENNETT DIARIES STYLE VLOG AND GET SIR PATRICK STEWART TO PLAY PHILIPE
as much as i’d love a princess diaries tv show that’s true to the books it would 100% result in the books being banned in american schools once conservatives found out there have been LGBTQ+ characters in those books since the first book came out in the year 2000.
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toriofmidgard · 2 years ago
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toriofmidgard · 2 years ago
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This is a Boris Pelkowski appreciation blog.
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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yall with your ugly celeb man crushes
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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I can't help being the funniest person in every room.
can y'all believe @toriofmidgard
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how dare she be funnier than me trying to set up my own joke
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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wrap it up covid I wanna be in an interactive science museum
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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Anne had a long meditation at her window that night. Joy and regret struggled together in her heart. She had come at last… suddenly and unexpectedly… to the bend in the road; and college was around it, with a hundred rainbow hopes and visions; but Anne realized as well that when she rounded that curve she must leave many sweet things behind… all the simple duties and interests which had grown so dear to her in the last two years and which she had glorified into beauty and delight by the enthusiasm she had put into them.
Chapter XXVI. {Around the Bend} Anne of Avonlea
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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Cheers 10.22 || Frasier 2.03
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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toriofmidgard · 4 years ago
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today we post everett true
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