tori or hazel, she/her, 22, generational jeopardy category namer. wrestling blog is @ocean-cyclone-suplex.
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I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a 𝒹𝓊𝑒𝓁. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive! …but he gave me these. How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸. My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.
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can you just rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 2 im very busy today
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Homer has had more jobs than any man has ever had in their entire life.
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(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!
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can i be someones findomme but i dont even talk to you and you just give me fifty bucks a week to cover my overhead
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2025: We are so fucked this world is doomed
2026: So it's called Dragon Chess and it's like if shogi and balatro and runescape had a baby and its on sale for only 5 bucks on steam right now
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comment that just says "ai? :/" on your family christmas photo from 2012
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the cute slasher villain is crying after killing your friend because she doesn't like the texture of blood in her hair
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34+33 ccreates a number so monstrous we cant even calculate it
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