tornadodyke
tornadodyke
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azure. 22. certified two steps from hell enthusiast and exasperated owner of too many sideblogs to count.
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posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5
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tornadodyke 1 year ago
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the nightmares about schoolwork deadlines are back. SIGHHHH
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tornadodyke 1 year ago
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my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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tornadodyke 1 year ago
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European: Americans will be like I鈥檓 going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard
Americans: it鈥檚 true I do do this.
American: British people will be like alright I鈥檓 off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)
Brit: I鈥檝e seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?
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I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN
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What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS
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Matt Damon went to Ben Affleck's house not wearing his wedding ring which could mean nothing or could mean your icon is more accurate than we thought (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE)
GOD shout out to the funniest headline of all time
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tornadodyke 1 year ago
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>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible
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tornadodyke 1 year ago
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kind of wish tumblr WOULD die just so i can finally be free of torturing myself with a website that takes five million years to load ANYTHING no matter the browser you're using. dreamwidth doesn't do this to me
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