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the notes are broken 😂

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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

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outcast of the village

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Pedro Pascal está bueno pero es un típico profesor de humanidades con 2 hijos, hay uno en cada parada de colectivo (porque los profesores de humanidades no pueden comprarse un auto). Oscar Isaac también está bueno pero tiene mucha pinta de cogerman de instagram, o sea te trataría bien pero es medio sobrador. El Chino Darín si es un tipo inolvidable, se me hace que si lo cruzaran en la calle o tomara un café con él o más, me quedaría obsesionado como Borges y el Zahir.

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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promises & promises & promises & promises

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do you like this vocaloid song?

(EXTREME FLASHING IMAGES WARNING, BODY HORROR AND GORE WARNING)

(composed by GHOST and Creep-P)

submitted by @simsparadise3! thank you so much!!!

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yeah

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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Source: It is known among the wise

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor