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Teafication

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I, as a 26 year old adult in 2024, just had a nightmare about slenderman trying to get me. Come on.

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I’m way behind on Tumblr. Barely keeping up on tiktok with Butch positivity.

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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my single contribution to the fandom.

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What abt Chilchuk reacting to Senshi’s pantyshots

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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Wtf is atmosphere. I'm tryna complete objectives here