torto-isemusings
torto-isemusings
The Pub Tortuga
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Greetings from your friendly neighborhood "bartender"! I'm an artist, and a fan of all things music and animation. TW: occasionally drawings may include varying levels of gore. 20nb
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torto-isemusings · 15 hours ago
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Spaceship Driver and Indie Hipster
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torto-isemusings · 17 hours ago
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Guys, I got question:
How do Polos tell each other apart? All they have to go on are their clothes/individual fashion sense.
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torto-isemusings · 22 hours ago
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New Comic inspired be History of the Entire World, I Guess
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torto-isemusings · 2 days ago
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I wish for a world where the relationship between Incredibox and sprunki is like that of the Czech Republic and Slovakia: seperate, but friendly.
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torto-isemusings · 2 days ago
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I'm sorry, I don't understand😅
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torto-isemusings · 2 days ago
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Like I said, Hot❤️
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torto-isemusings · 2 days ago
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My sweet baby honeychildren,
Naked men are hot.
You'll learn when you're older.
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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Tw: rant cont.
Also, the whole "Sfsg claimed sprunki as their own" argument is a misread of the statement. Y'all have to remember that English is not Sfsg's first language. The only one fairly fluent in it is perhaps Paul. What they meant by a "copy of our game called Sprunki" was probably a mistranslation of a "copy of our game(Incredibox), called Sprunki".
Commas make all the difference.
Another thing, I know a good chunk of you want to believe Sfsg are a trio of evil men who do evil things for evil reasons, but sometimes you have to, and forgive the old saying, walk a mile in their shoes. 3 months ago they barely knew what Sprunki was!
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(From Artemiy's discord server)
Imagine you're three friends who've been working on a game for 16 years and one day you wake up to see what appears to be a ripoff taking over your game's search results *everywhere*. Without a significant amount of research you can't link it back to its original creator, and so you decide to treat it like what you think it is: a ripoff. To Sfsg at the time Sprunki was nothing more than the next G-music/MusicBox. It's probably a good thing everyone yelled at them to knock it off, but are they truly evil? No. Were they severely misguided? Yes. Now they're headed on the right track.
Placing them in the box of Bad Person™️ is textbook excelling at what you measure. You're not looking for a solution, you're looking for someone to blame.
Torto out.
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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Don't have children, everyone.
-Torto, Sunday June 22nd 2025
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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Tw: rant
Can we just fucking put Sprunki behind us already?! All I here day in and day out is "Incredibox shouldn't be allowed to complain because they doxxed Nyanko!"
First, no we didn't. The hacker was not part of the community. He chose to do what he did of his own accord. We were jerks, sure, but we never told anyone to hack and dox Nyanko.
Second, I can't help but feel that some of you are using Nyanko as nothing more than a morality object: something you can use to prove you're a Good Person™️. All this "you'll hurt Nyanko", "what would Nyanko say" isn't going to help anything because Nyanko frankly doesn't care anymore. He's moved on.
We should *all* move on.
And I suggest you all look up the meaning of "You will excel at what you measure". Making these things into the Opression Olympics™️ is not how we get peace.
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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Paul may very well be a time traveler
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torto-isemusings · 3 days ago
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He returns❤️
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torto-isemusings · 4 days ago
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Thing
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torto-isemusings · 4 days ago
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Today on Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say
"That is a giant cigarette."
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