tortoistor
tortoistor
drawing doorknobs on walls
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he/they, 21+. yugoslavia. taken. nerdy, kinky, queer, pro fiction (yes, even that kind). sometimes i write - check me out @inspectorwired on ao3
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tortoistor · 3 hours ago
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tumblr users will have the most inaccessible, unreadable, low contrast, flashing carrd you can possibly imagine, with a dni full of insider acronyms with no translation and numerous link buttons labelled with cryptic captions, and then go ahead and put “ableists dni and kys!” on that carrd
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tortoistor · 18 hours ago
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tortoistor · 1 day ago
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welcome to wright & co law offices
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tortoistor · 2 days ago
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sitting my white ass down and listening.
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tortoistor · 2 days ago
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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
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tortoistor · 2 days ago
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later
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tortoistor · 3 days ago
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tortoistor · 4 days ago
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apparently the Lord of the Rings became ultra famous because a pirated version of the book made its way to the United States:
The first volume to be published was The Hobbit (1937) and the author was JRR Tolkien. The book was a success, and a sequel followed: The Lord Of The Rings (1954-1955), a triple-decker fantasy novel. There had been other fantasies, of course, but none quite as successful in terms of the richness of their imagined worlds or the number of copies sold. The success became a phenomenon when a pirated edition appeared in America in the 1960s, and the ecological subtext became part of the credo of American students and hippies, much to the horror of the rather conservative Tolkien. (from Andrew M. Butler's Terry Pratchett, 2001)
I am,,, deceased
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tortoistor · 4 days ago
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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt
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