Nice to meet you, Junkrat. Hope you never end up in the chair in the basement. I’d hate to have to maim you.
Hm hm hm! You’re right, Junkrat. Torture’s great, and it’s my job. I mean, my real job is to get information from the people who want to, well, overthrow the Hollistic Empire by any means necessary. Torture just happens to be the most effective way! It just so happens that I fucking love coming up with fun new ways to get a confession out of people. Have you ever tried just straight up talking to someone while you have nothing in your hands? Just talking to them after for the past few days you’ve been yanking out their teeth or breaking their nails?
Let me tell you, it’s a fucking amazing response. They freak the fuck out. Ask you what you’re going to do next.
Whoops! Rambled again.
yeh im junkrat, young spry handsome etc etc infamous thief and kind of a big deal my partners roadhog hes bout the same just with more blood on his hands
torture em for what exactly aint there usually like. reasons. OTHER than pleasure
It’s mostly looks. And dynamic, I guess. Did a bit of research before following you too, whoops! Kind of my job to know people and ask questions.
Anyways, name’s Irving McAllister. I torture people because hey, somebody’s gotta do it! It’s not like I fucking love it or anything. That’s just a bonus. Who are you, buddy.
dont think im familiar?????? cant say yes but i cant say no either. multiverse s still pretty shaky with me
aries: fight me, Liam! I’ll beat some reason into that twisted head of yours!
taurus: You are insane. Let me go with you, Burden.
gemini: I just don’t see myself on a couch.
cancer: I thought I was your favorite blonde.
leo: He entrusted me to lead you all back home, and that’s what I plan to do at any cost.
virgo: They won’t see me coming.
libra: You taught me the meaning of sacrifice.
scorpio: I don’t know, why, but this cold void… feels like home.
sagittarius: I WILL KILL YOU! AND YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOUR FAMILY. AND YOUR PETS.
capricorn: Yeah, how noble… I don’t give a fuck.
aquarius: Woof!
pisces: We’ll meet again, in this life or the next.