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I’m the one holding up the titties

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Citizen: Socrates, you are really annoying.

Socrates: Interesting argument. Can you tell me what is 'annoying'?

Citizen: The way you ask all these stupid questions, that's annoying.

Socrates: Would you say that a fly buzzing by your ear is also annoying?

Citizen: Yes, I would say that is annoying.

Socrates: But you define annoyance as asking questions, and a fly doesn't ask questions, so do you really know what annoyance is?

Citizen: I guess I don't know how to explain it.

Socrates: If you don't know what annoyance really is well enough to explain it, how can you be certain, then, that I am annoying?

Citizen: I am going to scream

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that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

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thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

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I wonder how illegal this is

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“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

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Bruhhhhhhh 😂😂😂

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In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

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drag him

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i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans