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sadbuddies

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“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

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funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

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"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

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“asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one” uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry.

asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter. you can still be horny and not be sexually attracted to people! similarly you can be sexually attracted to people and not be horny!! amaze

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uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

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there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

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beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

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5,500 km route of a loggerhead sea turtle tracked by Turkish scientists.

Zoomable map >>

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i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

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Sorry if I frightened you mate, rock on! by Tomislav Jagnjic via ImaginaryBehemoths

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literally obsessed with the chunky clicks and whirs of a VCR swallowing up a tape . its kinda erotic

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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying