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wyd if I look at you like thiz

You are so very brave for putting this all in my inbox non-anonymously, kid.

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I got the first two asks, anon.

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hi noah! because you're on here, i assume you're already aware of 'shipping'? not the boats and stuff kind

i also assume you've seen some ships of yourself and others, no?

so. what's your opinion on the ships 'tynoah' (tyler and you) and 'bridgenoah'? (bridgette and you)

Painfully aware of shipping. Do you know how many anime AMVS I had to comb through in my inbox after the show came out?

I've gotten used to it by now. Actually, I find it kind of bolstering since I get shipped with so many people. A little bit of a problem with how exactly people portray me. It's harmless fun, in my opinion. I like to just imagine the Noah on screen isn't me.

I think it's funny that you managed to choose the two people who are in committed relationships. I don't have an opinion. Bridgette's a nice genuine girl and Tyler is also there.

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end it. -🥈🇪🇸

You're even self identifying as second place before identifying as Spanish. Hilarious.

It worked, though, because I got who this is supposed to be from that just shiny little runner up medal. As for the insult, I'd like you to try a little harder. Maybe work out that brain to keep up that large IQ number.

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Hello, Noah

How have you and Emma been as of recent?

Considering you are someone with such genius intellect yet decided to loose a race over her, I am assuming you two are going well, no?

Things are complicated. We're taking things slow, if you really want to know. But we're not a thing for now.

The invasion of privacy serves me right for having a crush that makes me look like a total drooling idiot on international TV.

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hey noah... can we zmoochhhhhhhhhhh perhapz.... 😛

Cute. Looking at your profile, I know I'm too old for you.

I was going to call you kiddo to patronize you a little more but I started to feel bad.

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Gives you a big fat wet sloppy kiss

Take me out to dinner first and say it without anon like a man.

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I was rereading an ask and realized I missed 3 words completely. Is this what I am now? A fool?

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I really need to come up with a new theme for my blog. It's looking a little eerie right now and that is NOT my thing. In hindsight, black and red is a little too alternative for me. I only chose it because I wanted to match the dark mode i use on everything. What an idiot I am.

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yo noah!! howz your day.. anyway enough of that bullzhit. are you holding a grudge againzt alejandro or have you moved on from him um... getting you eliminated?

I'm a little confused on why exactly you type like that, but now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way,

I did for a little while, yes, maybe a few months after the show aired and I was constantly being reminded of it. But I really have better things to be worried about than petty reality TV drama. I don't hold a grudge against the guy. Being a slithering oil slick eel is his whole deal. Is that what I called him?

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Chris could literally bring the producers a multi angle video of teenagers being blown up with HIS homemade explosives and they would go "yeah, that's good. The whole world needs to see this."

And I'm saying this as his former assistant.

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Noah, have you seen the reboot? And if so, what is your opinion on the people comparing you and Mk? (also known as Mary Kate)

I haven't seen the reboot and I don't plan to, as distancing myself from that horrible, awful show is the best thing I can do moving forward.

I watched a few clips though, just for the sake of answering this ask.

She's a smart girl. More impish than I ever was on the show, though.

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Hello, Noah!

Would it be reasonable to ask what appealed to you about Cody’s ear that you felt the desire to kiss it with such passion? Thank you!! 🙂🙂

From a friend of yours

This is the "fangirls mowing me over like a pack of rabid wildebeests" thing I was talking about, and also the consequences of having my most embarrassing moment televised internationally.

Cody's ear just seemed so very enticing and kissable in the moment, who wouldn't take that opportunity?

Honestly, I can't give you a straightforward answer to this. But I can assure you I was not purposely lusting over gap tooth wonder's ear. We will not be going over the dream that caused this.

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This site is ridiculous, but seriously, my best hope for actually interacting with anyone. I guess I just have to brace myself and wait until all the fangirls mow me down like a horde of rabid wildebeests.

Every introduction post I could make would sound corny, so I'm swallowing my pride and doing this in the best way possible.

My name is Noah Suryavanshi and I was on Total Drama Island. This is my blog.

I've been attempting to get into journalling daily, and since my lazy ass is on the computer all day, I decided I'd do it here to make things easier.