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is,,,

is william’s nickname ‘Wiwi’ because his first and surname start with ‘wi’ or is it because like ‘william’ shortened to ‘wi’ x2 ???

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I haven’t been on here for a hot minute oops, but I cannot stop thinking abt the Fated Five.

Specifically the part where Br’aad is talking with Ob’nockshai to try and save Vel from that Gazer? And Ob’nockshai gives him the chiice to do so, but at the cost of a child’s life.

And then soon after, Vel is saved anyway by The Storyteller, but a child’s life is still lost in the death of the little girl (Mary? She had a dress with daisies on it-).

But the point being that I like to think at some point during that, Br’aad partly wants to put the blame onto Ob’nockshai, that maybe even though The Storyteller got him locked up for the time being, that maybe Ob’nockshai had something to do with Mary’s death. Especially considering how Velrisa had been the cause of it.

Maybe if he found some evidence of it being Ob’nockshai’s fault, The Storyteller could bring Mary back, like he did with Velrisa. Maybe he could save her.

But at least he got cool gold tattoos :D

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I think there has definitely been moments where Br’aad dissociates with Liveclock beside him and they both just keep going in circles.

Like Liveclock floats happily until Br’aad randomly says a word. And the Liveclock mimics it. And then Br’aad mimics THAT. Or he just repeats the silly little “bah bah blah” noises that Liveclock makes?

The two are like that until someone has to be restrained from killing either one of them. Mountain slowly pulling out his sword before Velrisa lets out such an exhausted sigh and stops him-

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i like to think that the whole running an orphanage think with the Vengolor bros would’ve come about so randomly??

like the fated are in the middle of some city or whatever and Br’aad catches some kids playing out the front of this orphanage. It’s homely and cozy, the kids are happy, no tears in their clothes, no dirt covering their face from neglect.

He sees kids of different races playing together too, even some half-elves and humans, shit like that.

He just stands there for a bit, a small smile on his face. Sylnan sees his younger brother zoning out a little at the sight and checks on him.

And Br’aad just randomly asks what if THEY did something like that? What if they were able to give kids without a home a place to CALL home. A place just like that orphanage. Where nobody is scared of the people working there, or neglected.

For now it’s just a what if. A nice thing to think about. But the more people The Fated save, the more places they visit, the more that ‘what if’ becomes an eventuality.

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I’ve been floating in the void for a hot minute idk why being active has felt so intimidating lmao BUT every waking moment of consciousness is just me imagining br’aaxi becoming canon in such stupidly cute ways??

Like Br’aad’s leaving a room or something that Taxi’s in and his dumbass says “see ya later, love you.” and they both just make the longest most stunned eye contact. Br’aad blames it on Liveclock. Nobody believes him.

or Taxi says “I love you” under his breath (v much thinking out loud) while he and Br’aad are out doing something and Br’aad fucking bluescreens while Taxi’s screaming to forget what he said.

they bring me comfort i need them to be happy and nothing bad happen to them or their loved ones.

I know the campaign is dead i still live in fear. fanfic writers are scary. for my mental health let my idiots live in peace. torment angelstone or fnc they can take it /j

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“If I’m Being Honest” but its Br’aaxi from Taxi’s pov-

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back on my fated campaign brainrot- and i cannot help but imagine Sylnan being so fucking oblivious. to anything ever.

in his possessed arc- we never got to see “big brother watching idiot younger brother get stupider over pretty pirate man” arc? but can you just imagine if he was just so lost over it-

Sylnan: Hey, have you guys noticed Br’aad act weird lately? Like he’s way clumsier and stuff, right? Like the thing with the crates of bananas-

Mountain shrugs: Gay panic? I dunno.

Sylnan just like eyes Cedric: … mm I don’t know, Cedric looks pretty calm to me?

Mountain: … Sylnan.

or if he finds out Br’aaxi are a thing??

Sylnan: what the fuck- Br’aad you’re gay? With Taxi???

Br’aad just deadpans at Sylnan: … We’ve been together for a month-

Sylnan looks baffled.

Br’aad: Syl, your girlfriend is a deity, me being gay and having a boyfriend simply cannot be the most insane thing to you-

i cannot help but imagine Sylnan as stereotypically cis and het in my little brain. He’s only clueless unless it’s to do with some mission or quest. Then he’s all cool rogue mode yk- i know for a fact Katherine laughs so very much at her stupid bf- v much “oh sweetie no-“ vibes,,

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I think Gillion Tidestrider should be put in a room with Taxi the tabaxi.

Either it works out as first episode Rumi and Peter thing? Extrovert adopts introvert type of thing,, Gillion sees Taxi overthink once and that boisterous mf starts giving his big hearted dumbass speeches of confidence. Taxi immediately starts making mental notes, finding some way to implement Gill’s motivational words into his meditations and affirmations lmao

OR

Gillion breaks the pirate code by pissing himself, because “holy shit cats can be bigger” and Taxi finally gets the ego boost his anxious and lacking self confidence ass needs anyway.

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SAY HAPPY WORLD LIZARD DAY TO THEM >:( <3 THEY ARE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THEIR MANY LIZARD CHILDREN IN A COTTAGECORE ASS LIKKLE HOME-

happy world lizard day to Elena and Peter Sqloint, parents to a shitton of lizards :) <3

Peter absolutely makes this an annual celebrated holiday for his babies :) Elena absolutely helps him-

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oh wow Devon posted! I bet they scrolled aimlessly on tiktok and found a sound that reminded them of the vengolor bros-

sHUT THE FUCK UP-

… but yes i did. It’s from Unns Annus :D

Based during possessed/asshole Syl arc-

This conversation is all over the ruined party. OR Sylnan refuses to eat something Br’aad made-

Br’aad: You’re so mean to me sometimes-

Sylnan: I’m not mean to you! You’re just dumb!

Br’aad, looking at Taxi: He’s kinda mean to me sometimes :(

Br’aad: And he says- he says “Dumb! Dumb, dumb idiot!”

Br’aad: And I look at myself in the mirror and I go, “Dumb, dumb idiot :(“

Br’aad, now looking at a very unimpressed Sylnan: You’re why I’m insecure.

End result is Taxi convinces Br’aad to make more silly little cupcakes with dumb alliterative names and he feels better-

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*runs at you*

Sylnan Vengolor as Jack Kelly with Katherine as,,, Katherine Plumber-

*runs away*

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Literally anyone: Wait, wait, wait. Actually, that’s a really good idea, Br’aad-!

Br’aad, truly hasn’t been present for the last ten minutes: … What did I say?

Br’aad: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out-

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i think Br’aaxi should’ve been able to do stupidly cliche gay shit

like make up dumb competitions between the two of them? There’s a bunch of flowers around like a forested area- the challenge is who can pick the most flowers.

After they finish and whoever wins wins, Taxi tells Br’aad about the flowers they collected and they do dumb flower chains. Br’aad absolutely makes a little flower chain crown (yk how those daisy chain crowns look all scruffy? that type of vibe-) for Liveclock AND Taxi.

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Imagine if Jay put down Lizzie’s name as someone to tell if the worst happens to her?

Lizzie, after EVERYTHING gets this stupid looking note - it probably looks basic, scrawled handwriting and all - and it’s just telling her that the ONLY resemblance of Ava she had left in Jay was also gone? That before she could even make any start into maybe getting closer to Jay, to start to see more similarities in her, she was gone? And that’s just the final resemblance - that both Ava and Jay disappear in front of Lizzie.

is this anything or am i talking outta my asscrack-

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Something about “Good for You” in Dear Evan Hansen and the Vengolor family-

I can just SMELL it? But I can’t FIT it- y’know?

Vengolor brothers just BELTING this at Brendan???? the angrier more bitter parts being from Sylnan’s pov- the sadder and more on the edge of realisation parts being Br’aad’s pov-

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that once scene from TLOU with Joel and Ellie with Henry?? but make it Possessed/Asshole!Sylnan and Br’aad??? Idk who Henry would be in this- I keep thinking Cedric or Mountain??? Idk I just have Vengolor bros brainrot-

: That’s a weird fuckin’ tone man-!

Br’aad: That’s just how he sounds! He has an asshole voice! Syl, tell him he’s okay-

Sylnan, giving the most deadpanned glare possible: Everything is great.

Br’aad, just so exhausted: Dude-

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