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Link: Which country has the most birds? Link: Portu-geese! Zelda: That's a language. Link: Portu-gull? Zelda: Good recovery. Groose: I think you mean good re-dovery. Impa: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Link: Bad news— Groose locked himself out of his own room. Link: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Link: Bad news— Pipit finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls. Link: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it. Link: Bad news—it was Zelda, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a baby chick that was just too dang small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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*pre-game, after cramming all night for exams* Orielle: Oh gosh, I wish I got more sleep! I only got six hours! Groose: Six? I only got three! Zelda: You guys got sleep? Link stumbles out of his room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

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Link: Did Zelda just tell me she loved me for the first time? Fi: Yes, Master, it appears she did. Link: And did I just do finger guns back? Fi: Yes, you did.

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Link: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy. Link: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Midna, if you’re out there—

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Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨

-Ghirahim

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Impa: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of the Goddess's friends equally! Impa, earlier: I don’t care for Link.

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Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the heck am I actually doing?

-Groose

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TREMBLE PEASANTS FOR I HAVE RETURNED

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I just watched Link jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn’t hurt that badly. But the whole time, Navi was screaming for help, which caused Sheik to run in to help Link. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

-Impa

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*earlier* Link: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? Zelda: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? *in the present* Fi: And you just ran away?! Link: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

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Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

-Ghirahim

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*pre-game, when link and zelda and groose are younguns* Link: Gaepora, we're hungry! Groose: Gaepora! What's for dinner? Zelda: We're hungry, Dad! Gaepora, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Link, to Ghirahim and Demise: *holding Fi out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Demise: ... Ghirahim: ... Demise: That is such an open-ended question. Ghirahim: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

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Young Link: *sighs* I have no friends... Saria: Saria: *coughs* what am I? A roach?!

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:)))))))))))

Mido: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo. Mido, to Link and Fado: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms. Mido, to Saria: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement. Saria: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device? Mido: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Saria gets the spooky fridge in the basement. Fado: And what does that make you, Fred? Mido: Please. I’m Daphne.

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Pipit: I don’t know, Karane just doesn’t seem interested... Link: Did you try talking to her? Pipit: Pipit: Try what?