mmm meatball (for legal reasons I am not Ikea) | she/her | cisgender girl | minor!!! | aroace | i didn't know there was another (better) ikea before I made this so sorry about that | Synesthesia holder | assigned ace by ikea | OFFICIALLY RETIRED ON 06/12/2025. Goodbye everyone :)
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The sunset seems nice today :) <3
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SO dead. It’s rlly upsetting too cuz they would all trauma dump in some of the discord servers im in and not too get to depressing or whatever but uh… I hope they are still with us. Like I genuinely lie awake thinking abt it sometimes 😭😭 loved some of these ppl to death :(
Me too today is like my final hurrah lmao
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NO LITERALLY!!! Going through old posts and SOOOO many deactivated blogs. Rlly sad tho cause these guys were like my LIFE for a good year☹️
Heh… sure 🤭
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#HELP#it was prolly the Ikea before me#unless there’s a third ikea idk abt#but they deactivated a little after I left#they interacted a lot with Claire’s I think?
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me and aldi were married but then they deactivated 💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭so I guess so? I’m a widow
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I haven’t touched this place in a year what is that url💔💔💔
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#I feel like a prisoner coming home that hasn’t been updated on the new technology or current events#ikea#who are you#I feel senile#help#help me#what the omega
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what the FUCK did I just lay my eyes on
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This post is over a year old that’s so odd
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JUST SAW MY OWN POST ON PINTEREST. WHAT
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Wassup!
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
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My least favourite type of people are Trans people that misgender and tear down other trans people. On a completely other note I want to kill my whole schools theatre department. Anyway
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It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.
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As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.
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“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm
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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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