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There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.
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@inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SHE DOIBLES DOWN!

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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
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Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time




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Hiked with the dog and thought about how ancient of an activity that it is. Walking through the wilds with your dog is probably as old as dogs themselves. Maybe that’s why I crave it so much.
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Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old
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