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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

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themed icon skin challenge from aaa :) each of us submitted and received sets of 3 item icons from the database to theme a skin around. this one was mine. it was a fun challenge!

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My Knight…..

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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would YOU 🫵 accept him?

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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I have no outline tho, just vibes

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Spankoffski bros AU where Richie tells Pete that he kinda looks like the homeless guy downtown, which makes Pete realise that the man actually looks so much like his brother.

Pete ends up assuming that Ted has fallen under hard times while he's been living away, hiding the truth of his circumstances behind his family's back. So he looks for the homeless guy and brings him home again, not knowing his brother is probably in the other side of town hitting on Sherman's mom or something.

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“It’s a pretty great view, huh?”

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“It’s a pretty great view, huh?”

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I need Bruce to have grand babies. I need that man slay the baby wrap on a Tuesday while he handles meetings and paperwork. I need that man as a baby magnet where the grand babies just love to stick to him and he pays absolutely no mind.

I need that man snoring in utter bliss while a baby is full on smacked dab oh his face cuz "Oh my God, I knew babies smelled special but not THIS good-"

I need that man retired from the mantle and be a full Grandpa, to the point his own kids wouldn't blink an eye to one or two of their kids missing cuz fat chance the grumpy old man by the manor is buried under them or playing Miss Rachel on the dummy huge TV in the family lounge.

Let the old man rest, damn it. Get him a baby. Or better yet, someone impregnate that man.

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