Jesper: I hardly slept last night
Inej: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Jesper: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?
Wylan: [gay panic]
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Nina: Is that a hickey?
Jesper: No, it’s a mosquito bite.
Wylan: (walks in) Hey guys.
Nina: Hey, mosquito.
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Kuwei: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Kaz: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Inej isn’t
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Inej: Why is Matthias so sad?
Nina: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Inej: And…?
Nina: He got Kaz.
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Wylan: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Kaz: (in the distance) Or murder.
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Wylan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Jesper: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Wylan: Stop.
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Wylan: Hey, you wanna bang?
Jesper:
Wylan: I meant hang.
Jesper:
Wylan: Actually, no, I didn’t.
Jesper:
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Nina: I think we should kiss.
Matthias: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Jesper: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Wylan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Jesper: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Wylan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Inej: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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Wylan: *holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Jesper: Wy, that’s gay.
Wylan: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
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Jesper: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Inej: Throw rocks at he.
Nina: Hot Dogs.
Kaz: Kill him.
Jesper: Thanks guys.
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Kaz: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.
Inej: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
Kaz: …Your point?
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Jesper: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Jesper: First who would you kill?
*Matthias points at Kaz*
*Nina points at Kaz*
*Wylan points at Kaz*
Kaz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Inej: Why are we friends?
Jesper: Poor decisions on your part.
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Jesper: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
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