totallycorrectkilljoys
totallycorrectkilljoys
Totally Correct Killjoys
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fair warning, liam jelco will be mentioned here a lot and i'm not about to apologize for that
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 7 months ago
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Jelco: It was sweet of you to defend me, at least.
D’avin: Hey, you shut it. No one’s defending you.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 7 months ago
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Jelco: I prefer to keep my leverage.
Dutch: You want to see what someone can do with leverage?
D’avin: Don’t engage him. He’s just gonna extort you and do that stupid head tilt thing.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 7 months ago
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Johnny, to Dutch: Trust me, negotiation is my specialty. Yours is more “stab, stab, those are my terms.”
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 7 months ago
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Pawter, to Jelco: I’m sorry, did I step on your moment?
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 4 years ago
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Jelco, torturing someone: Just tell me what I want to know. It will make things a lot less painful for you...in theory.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 4 years ago
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Jelco: I've heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering. And I intend to make Old Town very wise.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 4 years ago
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Dutch: D'av, could you handle this? I never know what to say to these people.
D'avin: You mean children?
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 4 years ago
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submit quotes pls
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 4 years ago
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*suddenly yeets onto the dash after being gone since October*
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Jelco: And when push comes to shove...
Jelco: I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Alvis: The revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
Alvis: If you stand for nothing, Dutch, what will you fall for?
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Dutch: So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Dutch: I came as soon as I heard.
John: Dutch, thank god. Someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do-
Dutch: I'm not here for you.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Pawter: Jelco, you disgust me.
Jelco: Ah, so you've discussed me.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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You have invented a new kind of stupid. A 'damage you can never undo' kind of stupid. An 'open all the cages in the zoo' kind of stupid. A 'truly you didn't think this through' kind of stupid.
Dutch to John, at some point
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Dutch or Pawter: You are such an unbelievable asshole.
Jelco: You know, you're being bitchier than usual. And not in a hot way.
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totallycorrectkilljoys · 5 years ago
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Dutch: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Jelco: 92.
John: This has gone on for too long, and now you're going to pay.
Jelco: 355.
D'avin: We are... We... What are you...?
Jelco: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
John: And… we are the ones who will stop you!
Jelco: Oh, wow. 419.
Dutch: That's it! What the hell are you doing?
Jelco: Apologies, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
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