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"Due to personal reasons I will be riding in the races on my island pony. I will not be taking questions at this time." - Puck

Enters the island races on a pony as the first woman to ever ride. Wins. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.

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Elizabeth: what are we doing?

Dory Maud: wasting our lives

Elizabeth: I meant for lunch

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Sorry Malvern, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair.

Puck

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Sean: The circumstances under which we met are completely insane. I just wish we met the way normal people meet, like riding on the cliffs.

Sean: Or after we’ve smeared our blood on the rock.

Sean: Or...or you came knocking on my door at home asking for help with a capall.

Puck: Is that how you think people meet?

Sean:

Sean: I don’t know how normal people meet.

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Puck: this was a very successful race

Official: Mutt just died

Puck: this was a very successful race

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Peg: so is this thing between Sean and Puck a secret?

Thomas: hardly. The only people that don’t know there’s a thing between Sean and Puck are Sean and Puck

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Sean: I live for two reasons

Holly: and those are?

Sean: I was born, and I haven’t died yet

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Puck: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Mutt: bold of you to assume I was held

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Sean: I’ve only said “I love you” to two people in my entire life

Sean: Corr

Sean:

Sean: and a horse that, in the dark and in the rain, looked like it was Corr

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George Holly: y’all’d’ve Puck, crying: What are you saying!?

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After watching Corr return to Sean: 

 Holly: are you okay? Why are you crying? 

 Puck: I’m fine I just have something in my eye 

 Holly: what’s in your eye? 

 Puck: emotions

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Daly: if Corr was attacking me, Mutt, and Prince, who would you save?

Sean: what, you morons can't handle a single capall uisce?

Daly: it's hypothetical!

Sean: ....

Sean: Corr

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Puck: *makes a suggestion to Malvern*

Malvern: Look. You don’t tell me how to do my job. Don’t tell me how to do mine.

Puck: You’re my boss? Your job is literally to tell me how to do my job???

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Bold of you to assume we havent already posted this one ;)

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

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Computer: please enter password

Matthew: *types in "matthew malvern"*

Computer: not strong enough

Matthew, smashing computer on the ground: say it to my FACE

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Peg: Puck, I know you hope to ride in the races and that's a bad idea

Puck, internally: play dumb

Puck: who's Puck?

Puck, internally: not that dumb!

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Daly, appalled: you said a peaceful way to keep Sean out of the races!

Mutt, wiping off a knife: Well it was as peaceful as I could make it