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Lucien: I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person.

[Everyone remains silent]

Lucien: ... No you're not, Lucien! We still love you, Lucien!

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I'd walk through FIRE for my friends! Well, not fire because it's dangerous. But a really humid room. But not too humid because my hair.

Lucien

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Jolie: Looks matter, Sugar. You should know that being the prettiest person in here.

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Bert: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.

Lucien: Your first what?

Bert: Dog.

Lucien: That is never what people mean by that.

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Constance: I'm not very good at talking to boys.

Sugar: It's easy! It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.

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Jolie: Are we in trouble?

Mary: Have a guess.

Holli: No?

Mary: Have another guess.

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Peter: [passing out balloons] I have no soul! Have a nice day!

Mim: [taking a balloon] I don't have one either.

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Lucien: Lesbians. What is your wisdom?

Elsa: The world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers.

Merida: Girl hot.

Vanellope: Watch Naruto.

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Max: Will you guys stop fighting?

Judy: We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Nick: We are too fighting.

Judy: Creative discussion!

Nick: Fight!

Judy: Discussion!

Max: I can't believe you guys are fighting about if you're having a fight!

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Mary: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called-

Bert: An octo-lie.

Mary: ... Metachrosis.

Bert:

Mary:

Bert: Mocktopus.

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Sammy: I like you better than a sea slug.

Alfie: Really? Great! But I have no idea what level that would put me on.

Sammy: I like the sea slug fairly well, so you should be glad.

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Mary: Okay, I got your favorite flavor of ice cream: Rocky Road.

Merida: I'm not hungry.

Mary:

Merida: It's a figure of speech. Obviously, I'll still have some.

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Merida: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Mary: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?

Merida: Lightly stabbed.

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Luc: The only thing I break are people's hearts.

Alfie: Damn. The only thing I break are my bones.

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Peter: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with the letter 'C'.

Mim: Is it corpses?

Peter: It was clouds...

Mim: Damn, so close.

Peter: There aren't even any corpses in here.

Mim: Give it time.

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Sugar: Mother, how does it feel to have the best daughter in the world?

Mary: I don't know, ask your grandmother.

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Ella: Well big deal, so Lucien's had a lot of experience. It doesn't mean that he's great in bed.

Bert: We share a wall. So either he's great in bed or Flynn just likes to agree with him a lot.