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“Mine,” the word swirls in through the color, clear as a bell. Clear as the atoms that make up every shivering molecule of who Ford is, and who he ever will be. Clear as any fact in the multiverse at large.

Tee hee. Tee hee hee hee hee @jack-fruit

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Hey y’all I need suggestions on what to name this kitty! We found her outside a thrift store, poor girl was so hungry she ate a potato chip off the ground. Immediately knew we had to adopt her so now she’s been spayed and has all her shots and is getting used to indoor cat life. She’s super vocal and sweet. I wanted to name her Thrift but my dad thinks it’s hard to say nicely? Idk. My only other idea was Bastet but I think that has the same issue.

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his bro won sexyman, get him pregnant

(FORDHEADS LOCK IN)

@need-him-pregnant-poll

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you think it's impressive that ford went thirty years in the multiverse without dying?

well. he has died.

kind of a lot.

(or: ford kept dying in the multiverse and being brought back with boatloads of trauma to boot. interested in how the family would react to him taking about it ngl)

(this is a writing/group ramble prompt. go crazy guys)

(also i jotted down some death ideas under the cut but i think i got a bit graphic)

okay so i have a list of some ford deaths my specific hc is that he's died twelve times, not all of those spots are filled yet but here are my personal headcanoned ford deaths

-being caught from behind by a predatory creature, back partially eaten leaving him paralyzed from the waist down and left for dead in a dimension without civilization (so he gets the fun trauma of that and like three or four days of a horrible infection, pain anywhere he's able to feel it, starvation AND hearing other creatures eating/nesting in his own flesh! :]) (also he hallucinated stan and his mom just as he died :] fuck you blank i hate you i hate you this is my payback for all the prompts that made me sad i know you've already seen this hc and in fact all of these deaths im pretty sure but fuck you)

-sacrificed by a cult he was somehow indoctrinated into

-brains blown out in a war during his service in the time military (have i ever told you i headcanon he was with the time police at one point? now i have)

-brain hemorrhaging from sleeping upside down while trying to fit in with a colony of bat-people (poorly ventilated cave too, if that didn't get him rabies would have)

-probably starved at least twice

-i dont know how but he's died from fucking up a social interaction

-and finally i think suicide is a given for this fuck. was not happy when he woke up (sorry i had to. him and stan have to match they've both been to mental hospitals)

anyway that's all i have for now im making a callout post on my twitter dot com babyblankyerror you've got mean headcanons. they're the size of this walnut except way smaller. and guess what. here's what my ford headcanons looks like. *explosion* thats right baby. all angst. no comfort. no happiness. its like a shot of cortisol and im done parodying that clip im tired bye

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Consider-season one Jon and the Archival Assistants doing the sound effects for each tape diegetically

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Unfortunate events leading to a SirenStan

Peeps should go check out @aroace-get-out-of-my-face Murstan AU! It's fantastic!

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maskerade (1995)

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everyone seemed to like this sketch so i wanted to finish it but im not sure i 100% like how it turned out but it's a picture so here you all go

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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The Bath 🛁

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Dipper & Mabel Vs. The Future BG Art

Design by:

Ian Worrel, Sun Jae Lee, Alex Chechik, Janine Chang,

Paint by: Jeffrey Thompson, Matthias Bauer, Samantha Kallis, Alex Chechik, Michelle Park

Art Directed by Ian Worrel

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A really nice detail in the show is, that the symbols on the ring for the event horizon from the portal are the behenian fixed stars.

This are old magical sigils that were inspired by star constalations to find important stars for orientation in the night sky. Nobody knows their origin but it is suspected that they could be sumerian.

There are only 15 sigils of the behenian fixed stars but on the portal from Ford are 16. The one on the top left are not existing in the original set of sigils.

The triagle part and other electronics for the portal was from the alien ship that crashed in Gravity Falls.

When this part is from aliens and they use the stars for navigation than it would be logical that our sun (witch is also a star) has his own sigil and is used for navigation. But it had no purpose in the human lore because we can't see the star constalation around the sun from earth.

Also: It's a movie reference to Stargate were the old Egyptians had a portal.

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Trust

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I really like your Michael survives stuff! He deserves to spite Gertrude, pull some pranks and whatnot if he so desires (and with his new affinity for the Spiral, I'm sure he could do some wildly disorienting stuff if he wanted to, though mundane tricks have their charms as well haha)

Thank you! He’s going to start off small for sure to try and get out of being Gertrude’s assistant. As he thinks about more elaborate and complicated pranks, he’ll unknowingly start to develop some abilities for sure :3

Fun fact: all of his reports are TECHNICALLY still legible to people who are more Eye-oriented, Elias just doesn’t want his paperwork to look like a rainbow threw up on it.

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I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH AAAH

Is there any doorkeay involved? SORRY ITS JUST. I LOVE YOUR AU AND I LOVE DOORKEAY AND UH YEAH Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

Oh yeah there’s Doorkeay alright

But it’s the bittersweet sort for sure 🙂