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Maya: You’re such a dork. You know that? A total loser.

Riley: Then let go of my hand.

Maya: *gripping tighter* N E V E R

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Maya: from now on we we’ll Be using code names, you can address me as ‘eagle 1’

Maya: Lucas is 'been there done that and I never want to do it again’

Lucas: wait what?

Maya: Riley is 'Currently doing that’

Riley: awww *blushes*

Maya: Farkle is 'it happened once in a dream and than I woke up and vomited’

Farkle: well at least you thought about it

Maya: Josh is 'if I had to pick a different Matthews’

Josh: thanks I guess

Maya: Zay is

Maya: Eagle 2

Zay: Oh thank god

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Hey, I would like to request first kiss rilaya to when you're not busy

Hi thank you for asking me:) I don’t need much words anymore, I just hope you like it. so here it is!!

does that count?

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Lucas [hungover]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Riley: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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It’s senior year and Maya decides to be honest about her actual thoughts for once.

BONUS:

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Elizabeth Gillies behind the scenes of the “Thank U, Next” music video

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insp.

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                  PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES     !

     these are all sent in to me on whisper after i’ve received them , so be prepared     !      some can be nsfw     ,     so be warned.     i’ve changed the pronouns    /     genders to make it so they’re possible to use with any gender.     some are only for specific genders since i can’t change all of them.

❛ i’m sorry , i lost my house … wanna take me to yours ? ❜

❛ my couch pulls out but i don’t. ❜

❛ are you the sat ?   because i’d do you for three hours with a break in the middle for snacks. ❜

❛ on a scale of one to america , how free are you tomorrow ? ❜

❛ your name must be gilette , cause you’re the best a man   /   woman can get. ❜

❛ i’d offer to take you to a movie , but the sign says no snacks allowed (; ❜

❛ why pick you up ? i would rather lay you down. ❜

❛ roses are red , violets are blue. how the hell do i marry you ? ❜

❛ my cock died. can i bury it in your ass ?  ❜

❛ i’m a rugby player. would you like to play with my odd shaped balls ?  ❜

❛ roses are red. violets are purple. i can’t rhyme for shit. potato. ❜

❛ my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u. ❜

❛ except being sexy , what are you doing in your life ? ❜

❛ hey i lost my number , can i have yours ? ❜

❛ need a warm tongue between your thighs , baby girl ? ❜

❛ i’m having a sale in my bedroom. my clothes are 100% off. ❜

❛ did you sit in a pile of sugar ? because you got a sweet ass. ❜

❛ are you my phone charger ? because without you , i’d die. ❜

❛ i want to bend you over the bed , kneel down behind you and tickle your ass with my tongue. ❜

❛ let me clean your seat   … ❜     *   wipes face   *

❛ if you were words on a page , you’d be the fine print. ❜

❛ there are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit , and they’re called fruit salad trees. ❜

❛ you remind me of someone. you remind me of the girl of my dreams. ❜

❛ i’m a muggle on the streets , but a wizard in the sheets. ❜

❛ is your body from mcdonalds , because i’m loving it. ❜

❛ are you australian ? you seem to meet all my koalafications. ❜

❛ are you from tennessee , because you’re the only ten i see. ❜

❛ hey girl , wanna f_ck ? i’m just missing u. ❜

❛ kiss me if i’m wrong , but dinosaurs definitely exists … ❜

❛ fuck me if i’m wrong , but isn’t your name (     insert name here     ) ❜

❛ are you busy today ? cause i’d like to be on your to do list. ❜

❛ hey i’m writing a phone book and i need your phone number to complete it. ❜

❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜

❛ are you from france ? cause ma’damn !  ❜

❛ are you a major minor 7th chord ? because i want to resolve you to major d. ❜

❛ they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly they never stood next to you. ❜

❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual.  ❜

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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

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Olivia Holt music videos (2014-2018)

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okay, I switched the roles and sort of rushed the whole thing but here it is 

@cutmyheartmakemebleed

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brylar + smiles (requested by @bluepearlie​)

bonus sad smile:

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Skylar: *looking at Chase and Kaz* I spy with my little eye…something that starts with an S.

Oliver: Superheroes?

Bree, deadpan: Sexual tension.

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kaz/chase + this cheesy-ass line

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Cheryl: I like you how I like my emotions.

Toni: Explain.

Cheryl: Buried deep inside me.