totallyrealmonkees
totallyrealmonkees
Very real tales of the real and authentic monkees
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A storage blog for a monkees roleplay/paordy on twitter(we do have tumblr blogs but hardly ever use them)
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totallyrealmonkees · 5 months ago
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What You Missed on Glee V.4
-Mike's book club
-Peter feeds raccoon
--Rabies scare
-That creepy 'daddy' account follows Davy
-Mike hates christmas
-Mike + Jork reading time
--Davy practices with cowboy books
---Mike and Peter read "The Vampire Lestat"
-Peter attachment issues
-Davy doesn't know what 'cunt' means
-Mike calls Davy's bob "Farquad-esque"
-Davy does not like MLP
-Micky is bacl
--Billy Shears situationship pre-dolenzmith
-Twitter hates Peter
--Moved to tumblr for a day but Mike is too addicted to Twt
"This app is evil"
-Micky isn't mad at Mike anymore
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totallyrealmonkees · 5 months ago
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What You Missed on Glee V.3
-Davy period
-Micky 'Dissapears'
--Mike has a meltdown
"My boobs are out Micheal"
-Peter steals money from Mike to buy a camera
-Jork baby announcement
--Mike crashout
-Cookie is born! (horse)
-Peter accidentally googles balls
-Mike is a Brony
-Peter and Mike get high
-Peter hears voices
"Then let me say his body is tea" all caps
-Davy gives Peter fake weed
"I think my wife is abandons me"
-Titan Micky is let out
--Davy was almost sacrificed
---Drove an hour away for safety
-Micky tells Mike to get a hobby
-Kieran (dog) is adopted! (stolen)
-YOU JUST GOT CLARKSVILLED
--Mike falls for it every time
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totallyrealmonkees · 5 months ago
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What You Missed on Glee V.2
-Davy can't read
-Mike and Micky make up for the first time
--no more digging holes
-Mike put in a blender, by Ace
-Mike cries about Micky ignoring him
-Micky being freaky
-Jork in love
-Mikes attachment issues
-Gumball machine
-All diagnosed with Autism
-girl in a box at the door, NOT 'carol'
-Mike makes Micky go to therapy (Unsuccessful)
-Moldy shower
-Mike gets on Micky's nerves
-Leash
-Couple drawings
-Peter is Mike's son confirmed
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totallyrealmonkees · 5 months ago
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What You Missed on Glee V.1
-kissing boys
-evil Micky Dolenz
-Mike addicted to the grind and cheating on his wife
-transvestigated Davy
-Micky sleeping on the couch/dog house
-slaying with the girlys,
-evil twin gay Mike,
-Micky being mother in purple dress
--Mike called him housewife, Davy responded with "nah, you're the housewife in that damn maid outfit" ,
-twitter accs were made
-'Carol"....not writing more
-Davy got faught over
-Peter 'killed' somebody
-Micky went actually crazy on twt
-dolenzmith being toxic as hell
-dolenzmith being remarried
-adopted a spider monkey
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