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Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke

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god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts

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"They always ask 'where are the snacks?' And never 'how were the snacks?'"

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The new ‘AI’ Scottish voice being used by ScotRail is being used without the consent of the voice actor.

Professional VA, Gayanne Potter wrote the following on Facebook.

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Juneteenth ❤️

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Love how seals squish~ Here's a squishy Polaris ^^

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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Today's Seal Is: Pikmin

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Pearl is way more mature than me because If i was 9 and could spirit channel I would use my powers to summon someone of higher authority to get what I wanted. I also think Mia would find this funny as fuck and humour it at least once.

Maya and Nick also seem like the type of friends who can spend 30 minutes arguing over what to eat

putting full comic under here cos. tried chopping it up because in previews the quality can become unreadable on long images for phone scrolling. testing it out will see how both formats work 🤞also CSP text editing is a genuine nightmare

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy