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31 Things That Will Happen At Age Group Nationals
1. Packing tons of clothes even though you will just wear bathing suits the whole time
2. Lying to airport security about what kind of sport you do
Um yes we are a skydiving team heading to the national skydiving championship.
3.聽Treating the chaperone like your mom
4. Taking hundreds and hundreds of photos
5. Packing tons of snacks for the pool and eating them all in the hotel
6. Putting up signs and decorations on your hotel room door
7. Walking into the pool deck for the first time like you own the place
8. Team cheers before each routine
9. 聽The adrenaline rush you get while walking out for your routines
10. The USA Synchro clothing and gear table
11. Seeing your friends from teams聽across the country
12. Swimming in an outdoor pool when you practice indoors
13. Being amazed by the fact that the facility has 4 pools, 2 diving wells, and like 3聽hot tubs聽
14. Pre-competition nerves
15. Team hugs after you get your prelims score
16. Going out in public with gel in your hair and seeing boys
17. Making it to finals
18. When聽figures take forever
19. Dodging your coach after you messed up a figure
20. The post-figures nap
21. Lining up for the Parade of Athletes
22. Pep talks from the coach before your last swim
23.聽The crowd going crazy during finals
24. The moment you realize it's the seniors' last nationals
25. Getting your awards
26. Seeing how ridiculous you look in every routine picture
27. Going out with your team wearing matching outfits
28. The first thing you do after you're done competing
29. When your coaches tell you they're proud of you
30. Making memories with your closest friends that will last you a lifetime
31. Going home and sleeping for days because you just competed at the聽largest synchronized swimming competition in the world
Good luck to everyone competing at the 2014 eSynchro Age Group Nationals and congrats to all of the seniors!!
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25 Things That Happen At Every Synchro Meet
1. Waking up ridiculously early because doors open at 6am
2. When your coach tells you a warmup and you weren't listening
3. Finding one of your teammates to talk to during figures
4. The one judge that yells for everyone to quiet down
5. When you realize you're nowhere near the banner during a figure
6. When you're done with figures before anyone else on your team
7. Your coach during routine warmups
8. When another team does a really good lift聽
9. Walking around without your parka
10. Getting all of your makeup and glitter on
11. When your knox gets goopy聽
12. You when other teams are swimming
13. You when your teammates are swimming
14. Trying to get out of the pool when the gutter is really tall
15. When a routine scores significantly higher than the others
16. How you feel after you swam your routine
17. When your coach doesn't let you eat something unhealthy until you're done swimming
18. That one person who always has an interesting solo walkout
19. Having only 1 minute to get ready for awards
20. When you place better than you expected in figures
21. Trying to get through the hordes of people leaving the pool
22. The post-competition team dinner
23. Taking your makeup off at the end of the day
24. When your friends at school ask you why there is glitter on your face after you're back from a meet
25. Realizing you have to do it all again next week
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22 Things Only Synchronized Swimmers Will Understand
1.聽When you meet random people who did synchro
2. How you feel during figure warm up聽
3. Decorating your suits
4. The difference between your regular smile and your synchro smile
5. When people use Knox gelatin to make actual gelatin
6. Post-practice feasting on anything and everything
Because you just burned like, 2,000 calories聽
7. Difficult spin hybrids
8. When you swim to the wall and your coach is like
9. Getting your figure draw right next to the national champion
10. That one person who can't put their own lipstick on
11. "Headlights out!"
12. Learning new routines
13. Makeup disasters
14. When Friday night practice gets cancelled
15. Seeing your coach's face when you drop every single lift the practice before a meet
16. Team Spain
17. Food cravings at the worst time possible
Like halfway through a routine
18. That one person who's name is always pronounced wrong
聽 19. Your non-swimmer friends think you talk about synchro too much
20. When someone bumps into you while you're doing a figure
21. Being away from your teammates for more than 2 days
22. "I can't, I have practice"
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20 Things You Will Miss About Synchronized Swimming
1. Learning your new routines聽
First you're like
By the end of the routine you're like
2. Killer workouts and under sets
3. Plastering your face with makeup
4. Splits
5. How amazing you feel in your routine suits
...and how awful you feel trying to put them on
6. Spending time with your teammates
Also known as excessive eating
7. Coaching the younger swimmers on your team
Now who am I allowed to torture, my coworkers?
8. Glitter
Note: You will not see another sequin again until you go to a nightclub
9. Knox gelatin
And how your hair feels like it should be in a Pantene commercial after
10. When your coach tried to make you and your teammate do something awkward
11. Figures
You just have to trust me on this one
12. Lifts, lifts, lifts, and more lifts
Except if you're the base and they land on your head. That part you don't miss

13. The constant explaining of what synchro is聽聽
14. Watching your rival team's routines
15.聽Your duet partner
She will probably be the maid of honor at your wedding

16.聽Spending your birthday and every holiday with your team
17.聽Cheering on everyone you know during finals
Even if you only met them once
18.聽The adrenaline rush you get as you walk out for a routine
19.聽Your coach and life mentor
They watched you grow up. They saw you in your best, and worst moments. They shaped you to be a better person without you even knowing it.
20.聽A team bond unlike any other
No matter how many miles or years separate you, once you reunite it's like no time passed at all.
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