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Like moths to a fucking flame, I swear SEAF intentionally runs into my incendiary mine field even after I tell them to follow me

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My friends and can’t stop quoting this shit. We lose it every time we find an artillery site in a mission

h m 🤨

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Well Helldivers. Lets get to work. This toppy ain't gonna sloppy itself!

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Arrowhead knew they had to release this one after Super Earth was saved or people would be roleplaying police brutality and other shit like that. Also insane they called one of the new weapons the “Escalator”

Helldivers, are you ready to do some crowd control?

When it comes to Super Earth, you are the law–the final word on freedom and Managed Democracy in our streets. You are the keeper of the peace and the deliverer of justice, but you need to step up your gear before you go out on patrol. That’s why the Ministry of Defense has approved the release of the Force of Law Premium Warbond on June 12!

Full Briefing.

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THE ILLUMINATE ARE IN THE OCEANS

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH

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The Illuminate have retreated from Super Earth battlespace. The Heart of Democracy has been defended. The Battle of Super Earth is won.

The devastation wrought upon our home is immense. Only two Mega Cities remain standing: Prosperity City and Equality-on-Sea. The remainder have been vacated by the enemy, having suffered catastrophic damage at their hands.

Across the Federation, approval for impromptu celebrations in the streets has been issued. C-01 permits approval allowances have been quintupled, though processing delays may occur following the loss of ADMINCEN 02. All know the endurance of Freedom is thanks to the innumerable sacrifices of the Helldivers, and the SEAF soldiers fighting by their side. Awards for valor for SEAF veterans are being processed.

Remaining Illuminate forces were last observed making FTL jumps from Super Earth orbit. The enemy has also vacated New Haven, Pilen V, and Widow's Harbor, burning the surface of those planets as they fled. No stations detect Illuminate forces—the enemy has gone into hiding. They will be found.

After days of nonstop fighting, Super Earth stands. The mettle of Managed Democracy has been tested; the will of the people has overcome the enemy. The Helldivers have achieved victory.

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🚨 ALERT 🚨

The President of Super Earth has passed away.

The President of Super Earth died heroically defending the Presidential Security Bunker from the Illuminate. Presidential authority has been placed upon the Ministry of Defense, per Super Earth protocol.

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I know flesh mob sounds nowhere close to meatball but that’s what I’ve been calling them

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i was bored so i made this

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I’m addicted to the triple digit kill counts I get with this thing

I’m frothing at the mouth over this thing

Update: new record is 140 kills with one portable hellbomb (not counting the multiple 30s-40s counts I got throughout the mission)

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Total Lunar Eclipse, Blood Worm Moon © astronycc

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Kinda popped off with this one tbh

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two dumb joke ideas, ten minutes in paint.net, and a dream

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Calm Before the Storm

''It's so beautiful, i might have never known…''