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Some Chinese GP 2025 memes because I can't sleep

Charles Leclerc and George Russell in those few laps:

TBH this can be applied to more than one race:

The 0.5 seconds of Lestappen action:

Ollie overtaking Liam:

Ferrari: Charles can we-

Charles:

Liam Lawson hearing the commentators say that McLaren has competition from Ferrari, Mercedes, and "at least one Redbull"

Oscar realizing he can win this home race to make up for Australia:

Me as a Ferrari and Redbull fan watching this race:

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Oscar really said if I can't win one home race I'll just win another home race.

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This year is, uh.

*cries*

Forza Ferrari Sempre everyone.

Okay so there were some *minor* setbacks but we can't give up like this.

Ferrari fans repeat after me:

🔥 This year is our year 🔥

(╥﹏╥)

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just realized FFS stands for both

Forza Ferrari Sempre and For Fuck's Sake

And those are literally the two emotions you go through when you root for scuderia ferrari.

Fitting.

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Did Charles Leclerc win in Monaco last year and pass on the "get horribly screwed in the home race" curse to his adopted son this year because what was that

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Okay so there were some *minor* setbacks but we can't give up like this.

Ferrari fans repeat after me:

🔥 This year is our year 🔥

(╥﹏╥)

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This Instagram reel by Red Bull made me go into feral writer mode so here's a piece I wrote on that:

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It's dark. The dust rises up in waves, the wind blowing through the track in the silence of midnight. It's another year. 2025.

Another year of anticipation- who will win the championship.

Some say it's going to be different this year.

The others?

Oh, they are waiting for the Dutch National Anthem again.

It's been four years. Four years of seeing the midnight blue of Red Bull Racing on the top step of the podium. Four years of waiting for the inevitable win of the Flying Dutchman. Mad Max.

What's it going to be this year?

It's not a question anymore, is it.

Footsteps.

A lone shadow stretches across the track, the soft moonlight glinting off the helmet emblazoned with red, white, and blue. Number 1 stands out starkly on the dark background- the champion's number.

The Red Bull Racing suit stretches over his shoulders, the two bulls going head-to-head red on the midnight blue. He looks up, blue eyes bright in the darkness, shining with determination and the confidence that says yeah, it's mine this time too.

You thought you had a chance, didn't you.

He smiles, showing a hint of sharp canines that most drivers have been torn by.

Keep dreaming, he says with a shrug.

The crowd is angry. They are sick of seeing him on the top step, lifting that trophy like he's done hundreds of times, the same sharp grin on his face.

It starts to drizzle. The crowd scrambles for shelter.

He doesn't.

The rain pours down from the heavens, a challenge from the gods, daring him not to slip on the unforgiving wet track. The water soaks into the midnight blue fabric, turning it a few shades darker, almost black. The track glistens from the falling raindrops, the dust settling under the weight of the biting cold that has people shivering under their umbrellas.

He walks, never once losing his grip on the wet asphalt.

Why?

Because he is the rain of Milton Keynes.

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It's dark still. The only shade of midnight blue is stretching across the track, casting of shadow of inevitable victory over the asphalt.

Max Verstappen flinches as he spots a glint of red from the corner of his eyes.

The sound of hooves galloping across the track rings out in the otherwise silent night.

Max smiles. It's about time.

He speeds up, the corners of the track straightening themselves for him, but he's not paying attention to that. His eyes are on the rearview mirror, the number sixteen on the car behind him, his shadow that followed him from karting to formula 1, the one that he can't seem to shake off.

Not that he wants to.

The Ferrari engine roars to life behind him, and Max feels his veins alight with adrenaline. Yes, that's it.

Blue and Red chase each other on the tracks, every other shade getting lost in the sheer power the two primary colours exclude as they twirl around each other, inches apart but never colliding.

The crowd is silent as they watch the sun chase down the midnight rain. They can't take their eyes off, as everything else dissolves and their vision is narrowed down to two single cars that seem to race each other until the end of time...

The cars align on the track. Two wavelengths of the spectrum of light that moves in unimaginable speeds but never leaves the other behind.

The two drivers look at each other, soft green irises meeting amused blue ones.

"je suis juste derrière toi." The words ring out in red. (I'm right behind you.)

"ik weet dat je bent." The blue answers. (I know you are.)

The shared laughter is drowned out by the roar of the engines. Max pushes harder, knowing the Ferrari will follow. It does. The driver smirks at him, Max laughs again.

He's never alone on the track.

He hasn't been since Val D’Argenton.

Not that he's complaining. It's nice to know someone can take that trophy from him any moment now.

Makes it worthwhile to hold onto- while he still can.

💙 ❤️

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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and the award for most psychoanalyzable meow meow on the grid goes to…

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some of y’all acting like liam lawson decided to put himself in that seat and take away yuki’s chance like no blame the indecisive upper management at red bull and not the drivers.

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the thing about charles leclerc is his hunger runs deep and i think that’s the place where sainz has never been able to match him

because objectively sainz is a pretty good driver but it’s like he views his drives as a separate entity, an accomplishment to be won where charles is his drive, he views them as an extension of himself

it’s why sainz so often after races will be placated with a p2, p3, p4, even p5 but even on a day when charles made up 16 places to go from the back of the grid to the podium he won’t be happy

i think their behavior after the race exemplifies this because while carlos immediately turned to congratulate mclaren, you could see charles was mourning something. and it’s not as if he was displaying bad sportsmanship, when they were in the cooldown room and on the podium he congratulated zak and lando, but those moments right after the race you could see he wasn’t even thinking about himself, or his own race, but what the team had lost

in the end, carlos sainz is a driver for ferrari while charles leclerc is a ferrari driver

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Bryan: We are P8.

Charles: WOOHOOHO!!

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WHAT DID I SAY !?!!!?

We didn't get the WCC but thank you Max for giving hope to the tifosi in the first few laps

A+ for effort

Your in-laws are so proud of you baby ❤️

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Do some really believe that Charles supports George just because they were sitting on the same side of the table at dinner? the same Charles who turned to look at Max and laughed when asked about his conflict with George? I can't believe it.

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He's the main character that goes through hell before (hopefully) getting his happy ending (championship) in the last few chapters

what if you’re charles leclerc and you’re excited to drive fp1 with your younger brother in front of your family and you’re 8 points away from p2 in the wdc and 21 points behind the evil orange team in the wcc but your battery finally gives out and you’re forced to take a 10 place grid penalty and your homoerotic rival just announced his gf is pregnant and has been threatening retirement all year but you haven’t had a true championship battle yet and to top it off you have food poisoning

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There's now an 8 point gap between Lando and Charles in the WDC standings

Does this mean we'll be getting a lestappen 1-2 in the championship

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I don't want to be a pessimist, but I'm beginning to doubt that Ferrari will win the WCC. McLaren is stronger. 😒