The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
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Carrie Fisher hiding in the trash cans on the backlot of the Star Wars set, 1976
Carrie Fisher inside a trash can while doing promotion for The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
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me: *sees a 150lb dog*
me: awww da little puppyyy
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me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
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I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage
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